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edit Rewrite

Well, the article has now been edited loads, and improved a lot. Not by me, but by them. Yes. They did it. However we still encourage lots of new edits to this article, but... If you do decide to edit it, please read the whole page first, and make sure that your changes fit in with the rest of the article. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:43, Apr 13

edit 'India is a slow but deadly poison': Kedar Joshi

Guys, some interesting, funny stuff for possible addition! Take a look! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 121.246.35.188 (talk • contribs) 10:49, September 10, 2012

That's interesting. I understand you're new here, but you should always sign your posts on talk pages. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 20:04, September 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit history section

i haven't read the whole of this featured article but i find the "history" section insipid (not funny) and written from an american indophile's perspective. while there is nothing wrong with that perspective, the writer (or several "edit" contributors) have been hunkered down by their limited knowledge of the subject and thus failed to make the content sound funny -- it is forced. anyone has objections? --Ack00 (talk) 16:00, November 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Map and corruption

India's main industry and sport is corruption,and why Kashmir is excluded from India's map.117.226.160.39 12:40, April 5, 2013 (UTC)

New comments at the bottom, please. Regarding the first point: Yes, but the main industry and sport in all our countries is corruption! Regarding the second point: I am all ears: Why is Kashmir excluded from India's map? and be sure to state your answer in the form of a joke. Spıke ¬ 12:54 5-Apr-13

Sorry but please change the map,and I think more can be added in Indian history section,making it much funnier.117.227.84.78 15:42, April 6, 2013 (UTC)

Earlier page showing c program and OutSource Singh was funny, this one just boring The preceding unsigned comment was added by 192.195.66.4 (talk • contribs)

edit Addition

Favorite pastime could be added in the infobox: rapes, producing kids etc. When will the article be unprotected?Coldbloodz (talk) 23:00, January 9, 2014 (UTC)

Both of these strike me as drive-by slaps rather than jokes based on something specific to India. The article has been protected since April 2012 against new and unregistered users. You will not always be new. Spıke ¬ 23:10 9-Jan-14
When will I become old?Coldbloodz (talk) 23:11, January 9, 2014 (UTC)
After you start growing hair in strange places and your voice gets deeper.                               Puppy's talk page12:20 am 10 Jan 2014

But that's not the point. The point is that, after you become veteran enough to edit the article, you still should not dump in a rape joke (at least one that doesn't relate to anything, and an Infobox is a confining place in which to make it relate to anything). Spıke ¬ 03:55 10-Jan-14

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