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This article was nominated for deletion on 12th June 2011.
The result of the discussion was Keep.
Heh, and I thought I had it bad with spam mail... -- Hindleyite Converse 13:14, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Rw ideas

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Hope that helps. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 07:27, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Just put it in yourself you dummy --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:27, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not the figurehead of this operation, so I'm not going to presume my material funny enough to just be put in. Whoever is doing this can decide whether they want to use it or not. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 14:29, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
It's a collab you still-a-dummy. Black's technically in charge but if Lollipop and I are allowed to contribute on our own then you sure could too. I'd put your stuff in yourself but, y'know, effort and stuff. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:39, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
I came up with the Nigerian Prince Abu and Naughty Mistress. I was thinking of making a spinoff article called HowTo:Get Scammed, I may be working on that as soon as I finish this. But i'll add tons more to this article. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:01, 16 June 2011
Yeah, please add your best ones (i.e. edit your own work down to the best, like I do). Tons? Gulp. Aleister 00:09 17-6-'11

Aw damn, no love for Sir Franklin, the most distinguished e-bay trader in the British Isles? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:45, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit bicuriouseplanet

However you do it can someone find a way to make the two user names stand out while still fulfiling the bold rules. I would be very grateful. --ShabiDOO 00:37, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

thats the third time ive fallen in love with you. now lets see if it even makes the cut. so many nice entires! --ShabiDOO 01:15, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
*Bows* --Tophat headless 01:18, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
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