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We would like to keep the look of the table basically the same. This table is not a place for you to add in your random links for articles you created. However, Mary is the best girl in the world and boys are jerks, etc. Also, the Collegiates and Vegemites are for vegetables and universities. The Ashitnines are for basic crap. The Deitides are for gods.

Also, take a look at an ACTUAL periodic table of the elements. See how it looks? That's what we want this table to look like, so don't fill in all the blank spaces in the filler materials.

Replace an element only if yours is funnier than the previous element, and it fits the table.

P.S. Racial Slurides is not funny.

Strong RadX 15:28, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. I've added little graphics of the table to a number of element pages (Oxycotin and Plotonium were the first I think), but I think they're out of date now since the Vegimites/Collegiates and Asinines have got shorter, and Deitides added, and the main table now has a colour scheme different from the one I used. I'll replace all the images once the changes have slowed down, then hopefully I can keep them up to date occasionally. SlainAngel 01:32, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

You could change the table color scheme to match the graphic if it is easier, but if you have to edit the tables anyway then it might not be. I tried to use colors to match the subject. Cyan for alcohols, brown for asinines, green for the vegetables and allergens, yellow for cheese, grey for fetishes, etc. --Splaka 01:35, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

peace love god!!!! Who do you contact to discuss blocks?

Call one of your state senators. Or you should message/email the person who blocked you, OR, for best results, get on Uncyc's IRC channel and plead your case. --—rc (t) 01:09, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

What is the IRC channel?

See here. --—rc (t) 01:38, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

WHO FUCKING DELETED KATAMAROLLIUM? Oh, and fix the order, someone added a piece of shit in there and threw it off.

WHO TOOK OUT THE RANNABANSALIUM PAGE GODAMMIT?

FYI Edit

to the smartass that made up this brilliant work of crap: I love it!! More importantly, you often used the suffix "-ide". This suffix refers to an anion, a negatively charged ionic form of an element, not the element itself. Because of this, although your table if funny as hell, element names don't end in "-ide". Thank you.

Not true- This is a grass/green situation. Many anions end in ide, but not everything that ends in ide is an anion. Example- amides

Yes, I agree, if you're going to parody something by doing it wrong, you could at least do it right. Oh wait...

if we are on mistakes you have put Pd in the table twice, it's still excellent though--Silent Penguin 20:42, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

5 new 'elements'Edit

name | number | symbol

chibium | ^^ | <chibi face picture>

pwnium | N008 | rtfm

pr0nium | 69 | SX

tabathafloodium | -14IQ | TF

zergium | 9001 | KEKEKE

75.68.122.30 01:46, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Filloid category plus new idea Edit

There should be a new category called Filloid to replace Other Filler Elements. Also, the Idiotic Table should look more like the Periodic Table. What about number 10838287 Whatthefuckium? Perhaps more fillers would do the trick, like ununununnium?

???Edit

How would i go about editing the table to put my own element in? --Im a lumberjack 22:03, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Pressing the edit button at the top of the page and then using the "monkey see monkey do techniquie" should work. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:13, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Element SuggestionEdit

Gerbyllium- the element all gerbils are made out of. It is element 265.--Beanpole136 22:40, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

XyzzyiumEdit

google xyzzy. it is a cheat everywhere. you can use it to cheat in windows minesweeper. add it to the end of the 1337 section.

New ElementEdit

I want to add vasaline to the table, the problem is it comes before Hydrogen, can I add another column? --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:54, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

I think a new row would be better (aka more Idiotic). --Splaka 04:07, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Ok, thats fine. Thanks. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:52, 10 June 2006 (UTC)


I would like to add Redundancium. It should occupy a few columns in the filler materials section. --Bisqwit 21:55, 2 name | number | symbol

chibium | ^^ | <chibi face> pwnium | N008 | rtfm pr0nium | 69 | SX tabathafloodium | -14IQ | TF zergium | 9001 | KEKEKE

75.68.122.30 01:43, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

- I support redundancium. add it to the table like 5 times in different places. 75.68.122.30 02:47, 19 September 2008 (UTC)


I'm surprised no-one has done this yet: Name="Yourmum" Mass="∞" {cataclysmic_@hotmail.com} Please could someone able enough add this, if not for me, do it for the mysterons!

Nihilsm Edit

Someone should add Nihilizium to the dietides, except you cant see the text so it looks like an empty box

.It is there, in the empty box on the right! you just can't see it =D

Suggestion Edit

Rather than linking to non-element page, I think everything should be linked to an actual fake element (which possibly then links to the non-element page)

in my opinion.. assium and buttium should be in the same group!.. -if-

Another Dietide Edit

[oo^? Ag]

[ Agnos ], which, if you can't tell, is based off of Agnosticism.

...like that? Supermariorobot 04:20, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Moron Edit

Just seems like moron would be an appropriate element name for the table... --George VI 20:00, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Corrections Edit

Do Allah, Jewium, and Agnos appear incorrectly on everyones computer, or just mine? Should somebody fix this, or is there a way I can fix it for my computer?

I completely redid the table code out of boredom. If it is still messed up for you it is probably the infinity sign. --Splaka 12:38, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Citizendium Edit

http://citizendium.org/ 86.130.130.199 17:32, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

that should be ehm... nothing :) Edit

22 Tp Telepathium

should be 0 Ng Nothing according to Nothing, pls, repair it, guys :D --me.

A suggestion Edit

Change the name of Peanutbutterum to just Peanut Butter. The original abbreviation on the real periodic table is Pb and makes one think of peanut butter anyway and doesn't leave it open to be confused as Peanut Butter Rum. Also, group it over with Dr. Pepper and Chips in the "filler materials" section. (And should Mountain Dewium be then moved closer to this new food subgroup?)

Just a thought. ZedthePhantom 05:39, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Cuntium and Orgasmium Edit

Os should be Orgasmium.

Cu should be Cuntium.

Enjoy!

OMFuckinGodium Edit

OMFuckinGodium should be removed from the allergens. Swap it out for something that people are allergic to (dust, pollen, marigold, cattium, doggium, ect...).

Piium Edit

Element number 3.1415926 blah blah blah... possibility for piium (group it how you like)

Two reasons. 1. It turns up a bit on uncyc. 2. Just to confuse people (this IS the idiotic table after all.)

Satanium Edit

Seems obvious, yet it looks like no one has suggested it yet... element number 666 (do we see the link yet?)

Bullshite Edit

Bs for Bullshite. Discovered by Robert Bullsh. Perfected by Selena Gomez.