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Love it, especially the Paul Merson bit. -- Hindleyite 13:21, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. I created this by the way, I'm not just some random person who pretends to have done stuff so I can say "Thanks" and make it look like I have, just in case there was any confusion appertaining to that. I doubt there was (or since I'm writing this and as a result, due to the way the Internet works, there is no physical way for you to have read this at the time of writing, so from my point of view that should technically be in the future tense, so instead; I doubt there will be), but it's always good to clear up potential misunderstandings. Thank you for your time. I'm here all week. Because I don't have a job.
The "Allegedly" joke is far too tired. This is a damn shame, considering the fact that it is the only joke here. Please think of something else. --Lizardfizzard 09:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I'd dispute that it was the only joke, but it certainly did mess up the "rythym" of the other jokes if you will. Eg. the shortarse/wales one. I've now removed all the allegedly things, except for "Alleged career" which was actually funny and the bit about him allegedly editing Private Eye.