Talk:Hydrangea bomb

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Hey pee(rs)! I want to eventually de-stubify this article, but I feel like I've run out of material. Any ideas? Mrthejazz 23:06, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

You could do a phony 'technical' section with stuff like 'To ignite the bomb, a daffodil bulb is fired at high speed into a critical mass of petunia seeds.'--Nydas 06:41, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
Morrissey. He's worth about two sections. "I'm ... sooooo ... sorry ..." - David Gerard 15:02, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I like the technical idea big time. I've never heard any of Morrissey's music so I'm not sure how he connects with flowers or bombs. I know he was a vegitarian? Mrthejazz 16:41, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

He had a lot of early press photos where he was throwing gladioli around, and there's a Smiths song called "Ask" which sings about bombs and a collection called Louder Than Bombs. You need someone British or Australian who's middle-aged with too many records to write that bit then, e.g. me. Bugger - David Gerard 19:56, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, you're more than welcome to. You have my blessing. If you're interested of course. Mrthejazz 21:13, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

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