Talk:Horse

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Wow, this is badly written.

Then rewrite it better. Actions speak louder than words. --Andorin Kato 22:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Bad, but I actually found it funny

... Which is saying something, considering how much I like horses ;) But this does need work. I may try to edit it a bit later, but, as my user page states, I am probably more stupid then funny... :P I love the pic on the template at the top of the page, BTW ;)

Horses4Ever 23:44, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Idea to make it funny

Why not just write the whole thing from the angle that John Kerry is a horse and what John Kerry does, horses do and vice versa? Like the horses lost the election due to flip flopping etc? Also sarah jessica parker and jennifer anderson look pretty horsey and so could be included? I will go and write it when I get chance but I am busy right now. If someone else wants to give that a go, feel free.

All these unsigned comments confuse me... I'll give it a look later today - if I remember... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:38, 4 Mar

edit Dont delete this

This article should not be deleted, but instead rewritten. Deleting this article will not solve anything. (And no, I am not going to write it myself) --MrRatermat2 (talk) 19:42, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Rewrite initiated. - --Comicat1 (talk) 17:38, December 25, 2012 (UTC)


edit Hand?

Why?

Because horses are dangerous. Remove it if you think it sucks --RockoRocks (talk) 19:28, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

Horses are not dangerous to people except for their potentially blinding beauty. Now, the moose on the other hand, is very evil and very dangerous to people. - --Comicat1 (talk) 19:33, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Why the Wallaby?

What does the wallaby have to do with the horse? MagicBus (talk) 20:43, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

The certain scary wallaby is the horse's main predator. --Comicat1 (talk) 03:33, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit An improvement?

Hopefully this article is better than before, if only because it at least has some better pseudo-encyclopedic content and lots of prettiful pictures. --Comicat1 (talk) 20:50, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

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