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edit The Opium Wars
- So, what do you think we should change it to? Oprah Winfrey vs. Chuck Norris? Don't be a fact Nazi, dude! -- The Colonel (talk) 15:57, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
Women in Hong Kong are generally less attractive than their counterparts in the mainland. They have very bad taste in everything, and tend to pretend to be cute. They are called ‘C Lai (means fat yogurt with fat ass)’ shortly after their marriage.
99.97% of men in Hong Kong spend their day time in the Chinese city of Shen Zhen or the city of Macau SAR, getting cheap massages from local working girls. Because of the close distant to these cities, they are able to check-in with their wives in time at night. Their daily travel form a huge capital flow to Shen Zhen and Macau, and effectively improve the GDP in these places. For this reason, the Government of Shen Zhen and Macau, with the help of Hong Kong’s immigration department, designed ‘Smart Card ID Card’ and ‘Octopus’ RFID train ticket that leave no paper trace of such journey. Never in history, have governments of different political jurisdiction worked so closely to assist the sins of mankind.
- Racism or Dirty Joke?126.96.36.199 01:33, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- or plain pro-communist fanaticism.
can someone mention that gweilos means everyone that is outside asia?