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edit Rewrite!

This article needs a total rewrite from the ground up. Anyone who helps rewrite this wins a ninjastar. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 02:33, October 13, 2007

Eh, why not. Got any ideas? --THINKER 02:35, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps a hotel? Or perhaps we can describe it's history, foundation, etc., like a country. I don't know. Hell has pretty much been universaly covered in comedy. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:46, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
Make the article discuss Hell as though it's a thriving community for the damned. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 22:00, October 13, 2007
They perfer the term 'eternally challenged'. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:45, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
I like that...maybe we can do it like an infomercial. Hell, with its scenic lakes of fire and brimstone-paved streets is the perfect community for those condemned to eternal damnation. Visit our leasing office; ask for Alice. --THINKER 15:09, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Liechtenstein's hell: You finally have the largest population in the world (3 billion and counting!), but your nation is still only 61 square miles. And no, multilevel buildings are not allowed (save for the northern half, which is offlimit to you filthy humans!) ...I'd add that, but SOMEONE locked the page... --DragonAtma 22:20, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

I've got another hell: the Dutch: You're forced to pay for everyone's drinks. B.t.w. Why is that page locked? 13:52, 5 April 2008 (UTC) [[Image:hitler1.jpg ]]

Re-written--Pandora. 15:56, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

Here's one hell: Filipino:: All the cell phones of the world are gone, KPOP is dead, and the use of any form of social networking site and instant messaging platform is prohibited.

I demand that you put on the list of "issues you encounter in hell" Chinese: Everything asks you if your Japanese. Or you could go along the lines of Child Labor, Poor work conditions, or something like that-- 05:26, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Why demand shit? It's a wiki ffs. You can add it yourself and if its crap it will get removed by anyone who happens to care... like me --Pandora. 21:32, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

No, you can't because some asswipe keeps going around and locking all the damned pages. Akulkis 09:08, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

ninjastar?--Pandora. 16:23, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

I think this should be put on the "Issues" list (or a district be made for this, with the anti-district in heaven)

Animal abuser: All the animals you abused while alive will come to you and give you the same treatment you gave them. In other words, you will be shocked with cattle prods, whipped until nearly dead, stuck in cages too small for you to turn around in with no food, forced to wallow in your shit (along with everyone else's shit), forcibly raped, etc. --Krzysz00 02:51, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

This page needs more qoutes: "This is where I do my dry cleaning." -Dante on his inferno. The preceding unsigned comment was added by TraitorTrevour (talk • contribs)

No. It doesn't.
                              Puppy's talk page06:57 27 Aug

edit Adding a little science fiction to hell

this might include, potentially, all the stuff about the demographics of hell based on curret estimate of human population and its varying growth rate. also, the climate of hell, the rainfall, seasons, pressure, humidity and some cool stuff like entropy of hell, the exothermicity of hell can be included.

The means of transportation and telecommunication can be considered.

and there needs to be some history of hell, colonial rule, oriential appro0ach to the philosophy of hell and finally.......wait for it....the heavens and hell foriegn relations, the organization of government, state of hell.....all so much can be included, dudes.

think about it3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559(the end) 12:23, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Japanese hell

Japanese: You walk into a store to find out that all of the manga has been replaced with D.C and Marvel Comics and the anime has been switched with Disney and Warner Bros. cartoons and SpongeBob. Tentacles are virtually unheard of, and rape is strongly frowned upon.

edit Oklahomans hell

Oklahomans: Welcome home, nothing is out of the usual...

edit Soviet Russia

In Soviet Russia, hell goes to you!

edit On Turkey and other stuff

On Turkish hell (additionally) - All the countries have recognized Armenian genocide, and those who ignore or deny it, pay fine to the government of Armenia. Cyprus belongs to Greeks completely. There is war in Anatolia between Kurds and Armenians for those lands. That big mountain on the eastern border is called Ararat again. P.S. there would be nice if Armenians, Azerbaijanis, Georgians are included as well. Also, Uganda (uGAYnda)!:D

edit Loading Screen redirects to this article

I can understand why someone would have done this, but we currently have an article on Loading..., which seems more logical as a redirect target. Does anyone have objections to changing the redirect? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 04:48, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

No objections; done. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 07:27, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
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