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|This article was nominated for deletion on October 1, 2011.
The result of the discussion was Keep.
Oh, come on. Don't just delete the funny quotes. Move them to a funny quotes section. Sheesh. You're funny like a broken arm. Actually that's kind of funny. I worked really hard on remembering that quote some pilot once told me. So, here they are again, in case anybody doesn't know how to go get them from history.
“Communists only fly a Mig.”
“They clearly do not exist.”
“I will get into this Hind, (helicopter) now!”
“Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.”
“Helicopters are a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. Your job as the pilot is to delay that crash as long as possible.”
“In Soviet Russia, choppa gets to YOU!”
“A helicopter is defined as 100,000 parts all beating the crap out of each other.”