Talk:Helen Clark

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Here's an idea: homophobia isn't NECCESSARILY funny! It can be, but only if you make it funny first. Understand? Or do I have to explain this to you again, you redneck retards?

For Christ's sake. If you people are going to attempt political satire (a big call, I know), at least learn to distinguish "countries" from "country's". Knowing where to place an apostrophe will stop you from looking more like an idiot than you absolutely have to.

Sign your comments with four tidles (~). And learn proper HTML.
And homophobia is better applied to "her" than any other article. --thematrixeætsyou, the rocker (talk) (flames) 04:56, 7 October 2006 (UTC)


edit NOT FUNNY

This is a sad, pathetic excuse for an article, even for this site. Seriously. It is just right wing bullshit with absolutely no humour in it at all. Get some better jokes. --130.195.86.38 22:33, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

I am not a Clark supporter but I have to feel sorry for the sad and sorry person who managed to spew out this anti-clark tirade. If no one loves you then letting hate overcome your brain isn't going to make your life any happier. Try breathing deeply and remembering happy things. Like your 10th birthday party. Carry that thought with you as you walk around. Lesbians will like you more and gay men will smile at you in the street.

This article could use some improvement, but surely some good ol' Kiwi boys n girls would be willing to help get it up to scratch. Nait2k4 10:54, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Hillary Clinton

I can't believe this is real. Hillary Clinton actually said this in an interview with Newsweek.

“In the event of a nuclear war two things will emerge from the rubble: cockroaches, and Helen Clark.”

Perhaps put it at the top of the article? Since I don't have a profile I can't edit the article because its locked. 125.238.135.84 22:14, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

not quite the exact words, here is a ref: http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2008/04/a_helen_joke.html & http://www.newsweek.com/id/132888/output/print TriKid 05:39, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

hmmm... I do have a profile yet I can't edit the article either?! TriKid 05:44, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
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