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Quotes: "I was head of Gestapo for nien years. Nicht! Nicht! I was never head of Gestapo!" -Heinrich Himmler Is inaccurate, the actual quote was:I was head of Gestapo for ten years. No, fives years,no no nein, I was not head of GEstapo at all, I make joke."
You know, technically, Himmler came to Hitler, not the other way around (and all were tutored by all kinds of crazy people. Project Idea: do something on Karl Haushoffer, Guido Von List, and some of these other occultists?) -- 22.214.171.124 06:20, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
- Talk about being the poster child of the Aryan race nonsense, he looks more like a Japanese person than a perceived Proto-German. If he walked into a neo-Nazi rally, the skins will beat the crap out of him. Himmler once commented Italians, Spaniards and the French reminded him of gibbons (simians), but how can humans mate with apes to produce offspring? :-/ And to any Christian, Himmler hated Christianity and once said the religion itself was Jewish and tries to convince the Nazi SS to get into Germanic Neopaganism. Also he believed in an underground world under the Arctic ocean where UFOs and the greys live in. What's he's been smoking? + 126.96.36.199 03:26, October 22, 2009 (UTC)