Talk:Gulf War II (video game)

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2 cool. Items to add (I don't have the skillz to do it myself):

  • Saddam's sadistic sons, U Dat Hussein and Queer Eye for the Iraqi Guy Hussein, pwnxxord by USA while Daddy hid in a hole.
  • The Holy Shi(i)t(e)s, led by Mustarda Sadr, who was teh 1337 opponent until the US gave him mod.
  • I bet someone could find a way to work in the Dixie Chicks.
  • It might be a good idea to mention civilians blown up by Suicide_Bomber, though USA and UK will just Ignore those messages (and will get really annoyed if The_Media somehow un-Ignores them).
  • "The_Liberal_Media is now known as The_Loyal_Mouthpiece"
  • etc.
  • I'm lame, 4got to add sig: --BobBobBob 06:00, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC) (actually a few days ago)

edit Teehee

Good job. Except shouldn't it be Gulf War II, or Iraq War or something? --Savethemooses 17:27, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

edit Move to Operation Iraqi Freedom

Should this not be moved to Operation Iraqi Freedom and this used for the first oil Gulf war!

*USA attacks British with A-10 for 20 points

British: WTF, TK, TK!

USA: FU it was your ghey ATF that told me to attack them!

*British > Echo gulf_war.log

British: No it wasn't fucking N00b!

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 15:13, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

"Iraqi Freedom" my arse. I'd settle for it being moved to "2003 Invasion of Iraq" or "US Invasion of Iraq", as more appropriate titles (yes yes, I *know* O:IF was the official title, but it's still outrageously misleading and offensive). Ahh, move it where you want, I don't care really. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:24, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Maybe it should be Operation:Iraqi "Freedom" :-)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:05, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)
It may be worth noting that wikipedia:Operation Iraqi Freedom is a redirect to wikipedia:2003 Invasion of Iraq. I think we should either go with the Wikipedians' version (to truly parody them), or perhaps purposely do the exact opposite. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 21:22, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No worries, guys. It's been moved to the war's other name. --Chomu 18:43, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Well done

I couldn't stop laughing guys, excellent stuff. It would be nice to have references to the Fallujah massacre, Abu Grahib and the "He's wounded, Hit Him" video. I'll see if I can think of something. Scrotum 21:17, 30 April 2006 (UTC)

Second that. very well thought out and best of all, the joke outlasts the page. I'm still laughing. did anyone every think of publishing a best of uncyclopedia list for voting or something? its a shame that there are like 7 zillion shit articles to sort out before coming across a gem like this. --Waaahhh 22:10, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

The style changes completely in the last few lines. I'm not sure how to change them, but I think someone should

Absolutely priceless; I can't wait to see more. I'd write it myself, but, I just don't have the skills for it. Realdeal 55 00:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Hilarious. I love the end part where it says "This game is still going. You can join" and it links to ROFL that's hilarious. -- 04:36, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Thank you very much. I'll accept money (or blowjobs if you're female). -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:15, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

edit BRITAIN PULLED OUT! Amend to the article.

As you see, the US are the only foreigners remaining. Let's add something here that reflects this. Thanks. -- 03:55, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

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