Talk:God v. Nietzsche
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Now that's just funny.
I think God has a very good arguement, in that Ninja Skillz rule over everything. Nietzsche, however, does have a gun, but Ninja Skillz and the point of being all-powerful goes beyond that.
And Ninja Skillz are cool.
But not as cool as Pirates.
No duuh, nothings better than pirates
Nah, I think Nietsche kind of has the advantage over God in that he really existed
edit Alternative View
Nietzsche secretly loves God...
"Nietzsche secretly loves god.
God openly loves Nietzsche.
God is male, Nietzsche is male.
Love between 2 grown men is gay love.
Therefore God and Nietzsche are gay."
edit Another alternative view
God refuses to exist and Nietzsche secretly hates Him for it, because (1) he is a crypto-homosexual (he is one without knowing it) and (2) God is a good-looking, well-groomed individual who actually, come to think of it, is rather quite handsome. So Nietzsche is attracted to God, but God does not want to exist. Conflict. --di Mario 17:55, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
edit I Like It
In its current state, the beginning is more stupid than funny, but I don't see the need to make major changes to the article. --Yono 02:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
HAHA!! One of the funniest things ive read on here I cried during geography from reading this. Awesome work. I read Nietzsche, and I wanted to see what Uncyclopedia had to say about it. I got to this and almost wet my pants.
edit Don't be a Kant.
There used to be a pun at the end involving Oscar Wilde and Kant. It was funny. I have restored it. 220.127.116.11 10:32, 15 April 2008 (UTC)