Talk:God's masturbation

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maeks u tink lalwz Barcode711 01:43, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

But seriously. This is kind of interesting in a weird way. Barcode711 01:43, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

edit From Pee Review Old Version

please take into account that this is my First article fully created. Have Fun! --JesusV2 09:45, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Humour: 1 It is funny in its own special way.
Concept: 2 the concept is superb, very creative,
Prose and formatting: 0.5 was good almost great.
Images: 0 their weren't any images
Miscellaneous: 1 there wasn't much misc, I'm not sure thats a bad thing.
Final Score: 4.5 It was an excellent idea, and your worded it very well and formatted decently, YOU JUST NEED IMAGES!
Reviewer: --Dillbizzle 03:25, 5 April 2007 (UTC)


edit Not Necessarily

This article assumes that the only two uses for the penis are sex and urination. However, logic dictates that god is also a very smart and resourceful man and he might have other uses for his divine penis of holy proportions. For example, god's penis could be used to send lightning and fire from heaven. He may also use his penis to produce heavenly urine which would not be waste because it falls down to earth in the form of rain (living water).

John 4:10 Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God and who it is that asks you for a drink, you would have asked him and he would have given you living water."

KrevNasty 03:19, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

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