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edit Geez, It's a good thing you can dye your hair!
did anyone mention the type that was made by 2 brown haired parent?
isn't that what a recessive nightmare is?
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"Shun The Non-Believers!!!" Fire Crotches Gingers have to master**** to keep their d*** or v***** not on fire!****=bate, ***=ick, *****= agina
edit The Ginga's
Don't switch the "g" and then the end of the title. People need to stop making fun of gingers, daywalkers, and whatever we are. We are not some type of animal, and we do not stuff our bra. I have strawberry blonde hair, I swear, and I am not a firecrotch. But being a red head prevents you from everything. I'm very attractive but I cant get a bf, why?? Because if anyone went out with me they'd be made fun of too. I mean, I'm a freaking cheerleader, soon-to-be-captain :) But still, you need to stop today. My friends were violating me in all these ways, because of these stupid things that people post about gingers! And I'm a daywalker...I NEVER burn!! And I am a Christian-not some devil worshiper! Sorry that we're rare, peeps, but I don't like having people yell down the hall from me that I have no soul. People don't even call me by my real name! Get a life and stop making us come home crying from all you stupid blondes and weird brunettes.
I'm redheaded, too. It's humor, idiot. 220.127.116.11 16:13, October 26, 2010 (UTC)Weirdowithcoffee
Okay, I'm highjacking this because I want to. I am, in fact, a true ginger. To the above, much disgruntled person: It's all just people make'in jokes and having fun. Nothing to get upset about. I'm proud to be a ginger, and everytime I hear a good ginger joke or read some crazy article about "ginger history", I LAUGH. It's funny...and people often call me Ginger or Gingi as well, even other crazy names. Well, guess what? We are getting attention. Gingers get noticed, we are fun people with amazing hair. No wonder other people are jealous. If you don't have a bf, oh well. If guys don't want to go on a date with you because they are afraid of being made fun of...well, maybe you need to think about whether or not you'd actually want to be with one of them. Find a guy who is not ashamed of you and who appreciates you for who YOU are. Here's what I do: When someone calls me a soulstealer or eater, I just stare at them real' hard, and then say "Got yours...and that was that one of the NASTIEST souls I've ever stolen..." Start finding yourself some good comebacks, watch the change. Just roll with the punches and don't sweat it. -Sincerely, Professor FireCrotch, 4/19/2013
Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:12, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
I realize this is humor and it is funny in parts, But,I'm also redheaded and it's true that my hair has gone from bright copper as a baby to strawberry blonde since I was a teen. Red heads make up a very small percentage of the population. My parents were blonde and brunette; My brothers are platinum blonde and dark blonde. Same thing for my redheaded cousin. I was teased horribly when I got to school, being only one of two redheads in a school of a few hundred kids (this was the seventies and we also only had two black kids and 5 asians.)It was a shock as I'd never been treated cruelly at home and wasn't prepared for this mean spirited behavior from my so-called peers. I learned that my fellow humans were mean and not to be trusted. In a PC world where it's no longer OK to be predjudiced against most groups, I believe that too many people apparently still need to belittle other humans, and the only acceptable remaining targets are poor people, fat people, drug addicts, and it seems Gingers. (I'm sure I missed a few) God forbid someone be a poor, fat, readheaded drug addict! Personally, I wish all the hateful people would just cease to exist. Ideally they would learn compassion for their fellow man. For you Christians out there, Jesus is coming and BOY is he PI*&ED off!
Okay, maybe this is just extremely subtle humour, but the fact that this model has dark roots really does not add to the overall quality of the article. Whereas File:Red-head-emo-girl-scene.jpg may or may not have roots - we don't know. I'm guessing it's her natural colour.
And I just want to know if anyone has thought about what racial epithet "Ginger" is an anagram of? --Pup 22:40, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
At least we're not French.
This article lacks in content by not mentioning the so called day walkers. "When Kyle says that he has red hair, and he can walk around during the day, Cartman says that there is a second class of Gingers, the day walkers, who do have red hair but not pale skin and freckles." Or perhaps these are referred to without mentioning this terminology.
you guys realise people can hate themselves because of their hair color, right? making fun of their hair color can actually hurt them, whether it's meant to be a joke or not. seriously guys, there's funny, and there's taking it to far and it really hurts people need to stop judging gingers its rude and if u do it ur a straight up mother fucking bitch!18.104.22.168 01:20, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
...I REALLY, REALLY HATE THIS... FUCKING ARTICLE!!! --Uncyclomancer 14:40, October 22, 2010 (UTC)
i like this ( i have no account with uncyclopedia but i do have a problem with this whole article, its disgusting and people who write this should be prosecuted for bullying and to a extent racial abuse , being red headed is of course not racial but the intent on stereotyping and the words that are used should be classed as racial abuse.
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edit Irish Gingers are the best though...
and not from the UK...neither are leprechauns.
Jail is the place to be unless you are not a ginger. some gingers have big penises though. my boyfriend does at lest! ;p lick
edit I'm a ginger and this is hilarious
Goddamn this page is funny, it's a shame that some idiot is going to prance in here and write an essay about how gingers do have souls. I have only one complaint, you forgot to mention our famously gigantic genitalia.