Talk:German language

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Here is the discussion moved here from Talk:German, when the stuff about German language was moved here. Laurusnobilis 13:32, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Are you still normal in your head ?? Thats the kind of "humour" starting racism and war. — 04:41, 26 Aug 2005

No, lack of humor starts racism and war. Humor, especially jewish black humor, was almost totally removed from Germany, and it has taken 60 years to partially grow back. 04:44, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hm... so do you really think that black jewish humour includes the theorie about jews beeing experts in the Burn Out Syndrom ? I don`t think so - and i hope you can`t laugh about my last words ... which had been written to make you think about "humour" and "humour" So I say friendly good bye — 06:07, 26 Aug 2005

I don't see racist content here. It's just someone poking fun at a language s/he doesn't understand.—Danielwang 07:39, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I think that's going to far! -- 18:12, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Das ist schon gar nicht mehr lustig.--Yoshi 12:07, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Oh, jeez, lighten up. Racism and war? I'm going to send the URL to my German stepdaughter. She'll get a laugh out of it.

Ja, macht euch ma locker. Wo sind wir denn hier? Wikipedia oder Uncyclopedia? HMMMMMM? 17:27, 23 Oct 2005 (UTC)

lol, its black humor but i like it, and btw i am german :D

"Be funny and not just stupid." And this is just stupid...

First off, I'm german. I do consider some of the "translations" (which btw aren't funny at all if you don't know german) bordering on non-funny. Making "fun" of "germans are war-loving idiots" is, well, not funny. Or was Prince Harry's "Hitler Youth" party outfit funny?

But "starting racism and war"? Racism isn't started by such 'jokes'. Racism is taught. And jokes starting wars? Jokes can be used as a means to get people to go to war (look at the rioting over those Mohammed cartoon), but they don't cause wars in and off themselves)

My general position on the limits of humor (there are limits, but they are forever being tested and stretched), see my user page. --Some Bozo 21:31, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

We are not gay, thx fucking England!

I would just like you guys to know that Adolf Hitler was a mild-mannered painter until someone made a joke. The rest is history.-- 05:55, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

I suggest we rewrite this page completely in German (like they do in Morse Code and Binary. Micoolio101 00:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

Change the interwiki link to Inciclopedia with this: [[es:Alemán (idioma)]] 08:35, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

you forgot

"Feige Sau!" - "Of course I will enjoy a drink with you"

The article contains too many grammatical and orthographical mistakes, most are obviously unintentional. Could be improved by wiping them out (aaargh... mistakes... wipe them out... WIPE THEM ALL OUT!). Ahem. What I mean to say is, it would be more funny if it looked more serious, know what I mean? And yes, I'm German too, but I know a joke when I see one. ;)

The good interwiki for french article is fr:Allemand (langue). Some1 can update the link ? Thanks. 00:40, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

yay, had many fun if I would translate the german into english correctly =D

edit Update

I was tired of the old article, and since I live in Germany, I thought I would change it up. If the grammar is wrong, please fix it native powers are only so strong.

Danke! Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut

although this article is highly racisticand insulting for everyone who has any german orgins (or at least lives in germany), I actualy enjoyed reading it. And no im not some kind of racistic german-hater! I am proud to be german and still can laught about this black humor. someone who would start a war for something like this only searches for some reason of starting it anyway.

  • how can you edit the first paragraph there is no edit link and there are obvious spelling mistakes- pus there is too much in what should be an introduction/ general overview.--Staringelf 16:57, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
If you click the edit tab at the top of the page, you can edit everything at once. --monika 04:10, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! Ok I've changed a bit of the grammar and spelling and jiggled it around so it doesn't look s cluttered, I also removed alot of the German sayings that wouldn't be funny if you don't speak German and brought a lot of the top section down as there was too much in the top it needed to be down in the main part. I have also taken out statements that were just plain racist and not even funny. Hope it's ok :) --Staringelf 16:56, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

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