Talk:George W. Bush

anyone who ever listened to the man speak knows he's an idiot. such a foolish conservative website this is, go give fox another bj uncylopedia.

Important information

You left out the fact that his father, Adolf Hitler gave birth to him.

ATTENTION ALL MORONS: THIS PAGE IS INTENDED TO PRESENT UN-TRUTH. THE CONTENT OF THIS PAGE IS INTENDED TO MIMIC IN ITS ENTIRETY THE WARPED, DISTORTED, AND IGNORANCED WORLD VIEW OF THOSE WHO SUPPORT GEORGE W. BUSH AS PRESIDENT. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY, BECAUSE ENOUGH PEOPLE CONSIDER THE INFORMATION IN THE PAGE TRUE TO HAVE VOTED (HA!) HIM IN TWICE AT MOST, CHEATED HIM IN TWICE AT LEAST. NOW PLEASE STOP CLOGGING THE COMMENT PAGE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HUMOUR IN ANY WAY, THANK YOU. OH, AND IF YOU ARE OFFENDED TO FIND YOUR WORLD VIEW ON THIS PAGE, PLEASE CONSIDER READING AMERICAN HISTORY TEXTBOOKS ON THE POLITICAL BOSS/POLITICAL MACHINE ERAS, AS WELL AS GETTING YOUR NEWS FROM A RELIABLE AND TOTALLY IMPARTIAL (TO AMERICAN AFFAIRS) NEWS SOURCE SUCH AS THE BBC, OR NOT FOX NEWS, O R TRY READING SOMETIME. DEAR GOD, THIS WHOLE PRESIDENTIAL SITUATION REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF PRESIDENT mCkINLEY. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, SEE THE PREVIOUS LINE ABOUT LEARNING AMERICAN SHIT. BLEARG.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! We are extremely aware of the article's praising of the American president. We are currently taking steps to remedy this.

“It is not pollution that is the problem. It is the impurities in our air and water that is.”

~ Geroge W Bush on pollution

“Amen to that brotha!”

~ anonymous on bush talk page

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Stop Editing it back to the stupid idiotic non-funny page.

You're not funny TheLedBalloon. You are just an idiot person who should stop giveing Bush BJ's

Read my lips! I did not have sexual relations with that president. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:53, Jan 24

Note to anonymous person: this article was featured. That means it does not suck. You do. Thanks, that is all.--<<>> 01:20, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

I think that he was actually trying to say that I suck. Specifically, I suck George Bush's penis. Frankly, this just blows me away (no pun intended). It's not that he thinks I'm gay, but that he thinks I'm handsome enough to tap the president. Now that is a compliment. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:51, Jan 30

Indeed, and frankly, I'm offended as an American that anyone would suggest that the President of the United States would EVER accept such an abomination unto God. It's so ridiculous that it's not worth mentioning.--<<>> 13:37, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

This is the funniest article I've read on Uncyclopedia. Definitely up there, keep the lock up

Small correction to War on Terror section?

Brilliant article - it's a pity that lots don't seem to get it. Maybe they don't follow any of the links to see the "subtext" as it were?

Anyway, in the section on the war on terror, I think the bit that currently reads "America's proud amputee forces" was intended to read "America's proud armed forces", as this goes a lot better with the style of the article. BUSH IS THA MAN!!!

It's a pity it's uneditable, but I was hoping an admin could make this small change... si? No?

--JGDross 15:47, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Actually, it's only locked to anonymous editors. Since you're registered, you should be able to edit it pretty soon yourself--I think there's a three-day wait for semi-protected page-editing. In the meantime, though, I'll make the change. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:43, Jan 25

Hurricane Katrina

It should be noted, however, that Katrina's membership card in the Democratic Party was found by Rush Limbaugh in the aftermath.

Bush's New Plan

Listen because this is very important. This is not a joke. I work at the whitehouse and I know that Bush has a new plan. I will not reveal my identity because I don't want to get fired. George Bush is going to declare a war on Iran. On June 14, 2008, he is planning to invite all members of congress to the whitehouse. Then, he is going to activate a special timebomb which will detonate within an hour unless they approve of the war. He also plans on making the congress vote him dictator of America. I am powerless to stop him. Please someone read this message and spread the word. I will post this on wikipedia if word doesn't get out in the next three days. I would post it on wikipedia now but I'm afraid they might delete the message, but I'm getting desperate, so I will try it if I have no other option. Once again, this is not another joke.

Hey, I heard about that(I also work in the whitehouse). But, you've got it all wrong. Actually, Bush has Elvis hostage(the aliens gave him back) and Bush is going to threaten to kill him if we don't attack Iran! SPREAD THE WORD, PEOPLE! FOR ELVIS! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Mar 27

ALLOW EDITING

Who the hell blocked editing of this moron's site???

It's not "Bush's site," for the record. It was semi-locked because of the massive potential for vandalism: (Replaced page with "Teh gay dum faggot i hate him")/(Replaced page with "YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR INSULTING OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IN THIS FASHION!"). However, the page is only semi-protected, so you should be able to edit it in 4 days, if you have an account. Just try to keep whatever you add in with the subtle, sarcastic tone of the article. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:46, Apr 14

Since this site is partially a collection of Wikipedia's vandalism, might I suggest a change from "Walker" to "Skywalker"? --24.6.103.162 00:31, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Seriously though, why is this page always locked. That sucks balls.

Uhh, are you... Are you seriously asking that question in the same section that I just explained it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:40, Apr 28

I don't Give a shit. Bring Bushes page back. You've put it on lock for too long.

Well, ok, but only because you asked so nicely. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:37, Apr 29

This is bullshit. Take this fucking page off lock. Are you fucking kidding me. You can't just keep this page locked. Is there some hardcore republican asshole in charge of this god damn website?

You do know that you can just register for an account, and then you can edit it, right? I think there's a three-day period where you wait, and then you can do whatever you want to that article... ohh yeah... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:34, May 2

When the fucking hell can we edit the god damn page. Give me a give me a simple fucking answer.

3 days after you register.--<<>> 18:17, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

He gave you a simple answer four or five times. Did you fail your IQ test or something?

ya, if you canno't undurstand the answer do not ask for it! --http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd302/dragonfir731/dragonfir731uncyclopediaorg2.png 10:57, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey what the heck I can't edit this page I wanted to write some stuff about how Bush sucks what the fuck. Is there any conceivable procedure by which I can edit this page. Do I have to send an application somewhere. Why the fuck can't I get a simple answer from any of you Republican assholes.

Ideas

There should be a section on Dubya's college years.

"Bush basically cheated his way through college After that, Bush worked in his family's shit business. The logo said "Fresh Shit: We made it ourselves". He tried to run for the House of Representatives, but his dad wasn't the president yet and his skills on their own definitely didn't help him, so he lost."

Try re-writing that in the backwards-propaganda-speak of the page. We need to keep the tone consistent.--<<>> 01:39, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Sorry. "Bush did a great job in college. He worked hard to get freinds. He got good grades. And he got no help from his father."

Cool stuff, I reworded it a bit to fit better and added it into the bio section. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:11, May 18

There should be a quote from bush on tribal sovereignty; a few years ago someone asked him what he thought about tribal sovereignty and he spew the most vapid garbage I've ever seen invented from a man who doesn't know jack squat. The quote would be hilarious, there is a video of it on the web User:Fletch George Bush is really an alien. He was found years ago in the pit of death. area 51 made the president.

This pic must be in the article

Bush Desciclopedia

|Bush na Desciclopedia aheheaheahaehaehehaeh189.74.12.87 20:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

I Believe This Should Be Noted In The Article

Shouldn't it be noted that George W. Bush will most likely be remembered as the most stand up guy in the history of this great planet as well as the history of time travel. Out of all of his outstanding accomplishments and accolades that have no errors or mistakes in them once so ever, I think it's pretty important that we bring up some of his other awards such as "The Most Stand Up Guy Ever", the nickelodeon "We Wish You Could Be and Stay President Forever and Ever Award" and the kids choice award for "Why Couldn't You Have Been My Daddy". I think these are all notable accomplishments. Let's not forget the MTV "Down with K-Fed till I'm Dead Award" either that was presented to him by Michael Jackson on Jakson's honeymoon with Jessica Alba after the birth of their 8th legitimate child until he cheated with three Grade A natural D Cup Strippers later that night.

The War for the Liberation of Iraq

I am all for changing the word nuclear to nucular in said paragraph of the article.--62.158.95.242 15:51, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

War on Terra

Hello. The 'Related Topics' section needs a link to War on Terra. It's brilliant.. Ropata 06:37, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes. "War On Terra" is very good. Please also consider having Bush be considered by the Papacy for Patron Saint of Strategic Nucular Shock n' Awe Terrorist Finding Missles, aka Mission Accomplished Bombs.

Ha ha! U speldt nuklar wrong!

Greatest Bush Quote Ever

Gearoge bush is told that 2 brazilian soldiers have deid in Iraq that day alone, he responds "oh my god, that is terrible". after he whispers to his adviser, "sorry how many is a brazzilian again?"

IP Rant

fuckin shittards i can't edit page and you republicans suck ass this page sholud say how much he really sucks but it doesn't you republicans fat elephants need to fuck yourself so we gats can finanly get married fuckin shit tards shit tring to block me from editing this page so ley me edit page now!!!!!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 140.144.175.79 (talk • contribs)

You should read what is at the top of the page and think before editing. This page is locked to prevent people from editing who (1) can't spell and (2) don't think before they edit. Remember Uncyclopedia Rule #2: DBAD. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:09, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

First line

43st President?? I think it should be 43rd...

This picture should be in the page

The tipical president's brunch: [1]

Oh boy

Conservepedia is going to love this! + 71.102.3.86 00:09, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

BUSH IS THE WORSE US PREISIDENT EVER HAHAAAHHAHAAHAHAAH THAT RETARD!!!!!—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 98.22.229.78 (talk • contribs)

Career

What about dubya's other jobs? Like Bathroom attendant at Haliburton.

Famous Quotes Related to George W. Bush

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Famous Quotes Related to George W. Bush

"George Bush doesn't care about black people" Kanye West "Democracy simply means bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people" Oscar Wilde

George W. Bush Article in Brazil

[See the article by Bush in Brazil] uhauhauhahuahuahua 189.74.12.140 01:01, November 13, 2011 (UTC) [[2]] —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 189.74.12.140 (talk • contribs)