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That bit on David Bowie locking Numan in a car being the reason he wrote "Cars" is fucking hilarious.
I just want to mention that every time I read this page (about once every few months), the one thing that always makes me double over in laughter is the albums section, particularly the album title, "Buy This You Cunts". Numanoid 21:48, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
For the record, I was the one who took that rather out-of-the-blue paragraph about Gary Numan having Stalin's DNA, and gave it a punch-line. --Dracopol 08:06, January 16, 2011 (UTC)