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That bit on David Bowie locking Numan in a car being the reason he wrote "Cars" is fucking hilarious.
I just want to mention that every time I read this page (about once every few months), the one thing that always makes me double over in laughter is the albums section, particularly the album title, "Buy This You Cunts". Numanoid 21:48, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
For the record, I was the one who took that rather out-of-the-blue paragraph about Gary Numan having Stalin's DNA, and gave it a punch-line. --Dracopol 08:06, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
He was treated for erectile disfunction and body dismorphia. He has a penis which has given rise to a medial condition called Numanitise Diminisua. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
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Gary has bravely become the spokesman for Numanitise Diminisia also known as "Micro Penis Syndrome" in America where it is endemic. Numan regularly campaigns for the charity. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
- I don't think that's a keeper either. 02:03 17-Jan-14