Talk:Gangsta
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[edit] How to spot a fake Gangsta
- Hates black people - Likes black people
LMAO... seriously? This article is whacked. I guess it is uncyclopedia though.
Still a funny read, though the language is a bit rough. So many bad words. Shame, shame.
(this is the guy tho types below responding to the line above me)...It isn't the "bad" words so much as it's really hard to read...I guess I'm a dumbass for pointing that out but we're all thinking it...would you like me to edit SOME of the "do do yoooo ugh mizzle do dis yis" out of it so it's easier to read? It's hard to get a good laugh while straining your eyes.
Most of it is boring...AND it's been done before...the whole "The people at my suburban high school who wear $300 chains from allowance money+rappers with $300,000 chains blabbing about fancy rims+gangstas in one-room apartments are like, totally the same thing"...that might have been actually funny 15 years ago...but it gets old...
The "how to spot a fake gangsta", however, was FUNNY (partly). Such as "knows how to read a book"...thats poking fun at actual gangstas and is somewhat ORIGIONAL (hasn't been said in a metalhead chatroom ranting about rap music 321423189104371 times) thus is FUNNY...the gollum thing...that reference is RANDOM...so it, TOO is funny...it is the border between intentional randomness and reality that is NOT funny...and the "how to spot a fake gangsta" part at the same time it seems to make fun of the rest of the article which is also funny...or will be until someone edits it...I dunno if I want to or not but any encouragement and I will gladly do so.--Young cat old school 05:10, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
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(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:04, Oct 12
Aright...I edited some of the hard-to-read stuff out...well...I did it better this time and didn't add anything stupid (which I believe I did the first time)...so enjoyYoung cat old school 00:05, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Create new
They say we need to create new article of gangsta. sorry i couldn't think of much but you guys can edit this and post it when it's ready. I used some of this articles stuff.
The article
The head gangster of the world is G frizzle Pimp fo shizzle Wada Freek? Gangstalicious Pop a Cap SON! Oh No U DI'nt! Gat pot Crackhead G Bonafide Puff Smokey SMOK.
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“SHIZZLE MA NIZLLE YA FRIZZLE.. LET DO THA DRIZLLE WITHZ THA SHIZNIT”
Freeki' History SON!
Gangsters originated in Britain (The most gangsta place of course). In britain, everyone used to be poor, stealing everything, robbing each other, raping people, etc. but modern day britain, everyone are eliteists and think they are better than everyone. Over centuries, gangsters have been victims of hate. all them gaurds, police, and soldiers always tried to stop them from expressing them selves.
One famous gangster from the 1400s invented the grafitti. his name was G HOMO Bona fide Gats Fo ReaL PIMP FrIzZlE. G HOMO Bona fide Gats Fo ReaL PIMP FrIzZlE spraypainted all over Mao's face on the picture in Tiananmen square China but was executed.
= Great Brittain ==
About 80% of great brittain is infested with gangsters. but what do you expect? Brittain is the homeland of gangsters. Brittain is probably the most crime infested area i've ever been to.
It's a scary place man...
= Jo mama street ==
Jo mama street is the name of the country that all the gangsters made. It was awarded "Best town in da werld son!" by Jo mama street residents themselves! It's packed with muggers, rapists, butt squeezers, pick pockets, and all that good stuff.
Jo mama street picture. as you can see, they are not the best at spelling and at this point, have created a whole new dialect of english.
Jo mama street used to be what we always called Florida, but now the gangsters have over-run and infested it with themselves. They are yet to make a flag. there is no official government in this country, but their leader can do anything he wants. his name is G frizzle Pimp fo shizzle Wada Freek? Gangstalicious Pop a Cap SON! Oh No U DI'nt! Gat pot Crackhead G Bonafide Puff Smokey SMOK.
this is now what they call "JO MAMA STREET"
= G frizzle Pimp fo shizzle Wada Freek? Gangstalicious Pop a Cap SON! Oh No U DI'nt! Gat pot Crackhead G Bonafide Puff Smokey SMOK (king) ==
G frizzle Pimp fo shizzle Wada Freek? Gangstalicious Pop a Cap SON! Oh No U DI'nt! Gat pot Crackhead G Bonafide Puff Smokey SMOK's first thing he did was kick out all da old people. he said "Wy day alwayz be cumin to the Gangsta land son?". But the old people never stopped coming so he had a wall built all around the state. Then he made renamed Miami "JO DADDY SON!!" and made it the capital. no one is quite sure what the U.S. government is doing right now but the media says they have been partying ever since Bush left office.
== JO DADDY SON!! (city) =
the citizens have been going crazy and doing anything they want. somehow they always manage to keep the city semi intact. in the picture above it shows a person about to burn down a rival gang headquarters with the fire. in the picture next to that, theres a huge gang fight going on. There is no police system yet in this town or anywhere in the country. It is currently the gangster capital.
== Defining gangster = There are only certain characteristics of a gangster.
GANGSTER:gangsters like to = deal crack, get in shoot outs, mug people, use cologne, eat tacos, smoke, go to strip clubs, get in gang fights, burn stuff, kill people, cuss, and rape their girlfriend.
THUG:thugs like to = buy crack, kill people, get in shoot outs with the police, rape random people, go to bars, get wasted, say shit,and shoot people.
see the difference? this is a thug:---------------------------------------------------------these are gangsters
== Areas =
This whole map is where gansters are most populus, ignore the target, it's a spot for a squeduled nukeing or something, no biggie. The cities posted on the map are the main towns duh!
REMINDER: incase you for some reason have not figured out yet that gangsters are dangerous, let me tell you, gangsters are dangerous creatures that should be avoided at all costs. got it? get it? GOOD!
== See also = Dora The Explorer
please add.--Cubby100 18:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
