Talk:Eternal Word Television Network
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Ive seen this channel and I think it has alot of Uncyclopedia potential... This just needs some stuff added... or somthing...however I cant think of anything....--JebusUD 22:22, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
I thought of somthing... this needs links to the many Jesii they promote, like ultra jesus.--JebusUD 22:25, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
I saw a schedule on the EWTN website on their channels. Maybe if someone photoshoped that and, you know, changed everything on it, we could post that. EWTN 14:10, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
I happened on your site while surfing the net and absolutely agree with your statement that you are "content-free". I am a devout Catholic and, however misled the propagators of this site are, I pray the Lord will touch your heart and bring you into the light and out of the darkness you appear to wallowing in.
God bless you. (Even if you do not believe in God--God believes in and loves you.) --188.8.131.52 03:37, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
I am a recent convert to the Catholic faith and I will pray for the creators of this site as you are lost in obvious darkness. May God Bless you and help you find your way home.--184.108.40.206 00:29, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
WHO WROTE THIS "EWTN" ENCYCLOPEDIA? BUNCH OF MASHED BRAINS AND GOT TOO MUCH (ANYTHING) IN THEIR HANDS. YOU (WHOEVER) IS/ARE IGNORANT OF THE FACTS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND OBVIOUSLY YOU GUYS DON'T WANT TO READ IT AND HAVEN'T READ IT. HAVE FUN FIGURING OUT HOW YOU CAN COME OUT OF DARKNESS. LOOSERS! I'M PRETTY SURE YOU GUYS HAVE SOME MAJOR ISSUES ON WHAT TO DECIDE ON DAILY BASES, LIKE WHO TO BE FRIENDS WITH OR NOT. YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUUES, ETC. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU ARE FIRST, SCARED OF MUSLIMS, YOU WORSHIP JEWS (BECAUSE MAYBE YOU THINK THEY RUN THE WORLD OR SOMETHING), AND YOU FREED FROM PROTESTANTS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH AND THAT THEY ONLY BELIEVE IN BIBLE AND FAITH ALONE, BUT NOT WORKS - SO THAT GIVES YOU AN IMPRESSION THAT WHATEVER YOU DO WILL NOT MATTER AS LONG AS YOU THINK, FIRST, DOING GOOD WITHOUT GOD IT'S OK, AND YOU ACCUSE US CATHOLICS AND MAKE A MOCK OF US, SO YOU THINK THAT IS NOT BAD. WELL, HOPE YOU FIND GOD SOMEDAY IN YOUR HEART, IF YOU HAVE ONE. WRITE ABOUT MUSLIMS AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU - ADVERTISE IT. YOU PICK ON CATHOLICS BECAUSE WE TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. HAVE FUN, HA! WE'LL SEE!