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Mis selle abja-paluoja, ilmatsalu ning eerikuga on? igal pool mainitakse. lahe sait muidugis
 
Mis selle abja-paluoja, ilmatsalu ning eerikuga on? igal pool mainitakse. lahe sait muidugis
 
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Hey guys, great article! I'm a [[Romania|Romanian]] myself (check out our article too), so I probably don't understand half of the jokes on your article (but then again, I have my revenge, you won't get half of ours, har, har) -- but it was a very entertaining read anyway. Keep up the good work! :-) Cheers, [[User:Gutza|Gutza]] 21:30, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
Hey guys, great article! I'm a [[Romania|Romanian]] myself (check out our article too), so I probably don't understand half of the jokes on your article (but then again, I have my revenge, you won't get half of ours, har, har) -- but it was a very entertaining read anyway. Keep up the good work! :-) Cheers, [[User:Gutza|Gutza]] 21:30, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
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::::This section is irrelevant to humor. You aren't clearly used to living in a ugly place, unlike us here, which gives us the upper hand, living in a bog. Also, iron out the grammatical mistakes - whether you speak English as your first language or not.--[[User:ESTune|«Край» Värs]] 11:31, July 17, 2013 (UTC)
   
 
== Proposal ==
 
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Here it is: [[eSStonia]]. Yours truly, [[User:Dickrumba|Dickrumba]] 03:16, April 15, 2010 (UTC) (eSStonian Minister of Propaganda)
 
Here it is: [[eSStonia]]. Yours truly, [[User:Dickrumba|Dickrumba]] 03:16, April 15, 2010 (UTC) (eSStonian Minister of Propaganda)
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:Bingo! But remember rule number 1945 in Estonia, you can't call former Estonian SS men "SS men" -- that's unfair!
   
 
or rather, <big>{{blink|EASTonia}}</big>
 
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Taname huvitavat teavet {{Unsigned|178.95.12.59}}
 
:Pole tänu väärt. Mul on hea meel teile meeldis see. {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 15:11, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
:Pole tänu väärt. Mul on hea meel teile meeldis see. {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 15:11, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
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== Uuendus ==
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Võtaks selles artiklis ühe uuenduskuuri läbi, et mitte eestlased saaksid neist naljadest aru, samal ajal jääks algkuju samaks. --[[User:ESTune|«Край»]] 11:30, July 17, 2013 (UTC)
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== Estonian Language ==
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I feel the language section needs to recognise that some foreigners are stupid enough to think that they can learn Estonian; particularly linguists that speak sixteen other languages like a native and don't see how Estonian could be any more difficult than Russian, Georgian, Arabic, Hebrew or Xhosa.
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Announcing the commencement of such efforts will be met with a knowing patronising smile, and the listener will say something like "Good luck, it's quite difficult" while thinking something more like "Ha! Idiot! Our fourteen cases and the fact that you have to learn three versions of nouns and two versions of verbs has defeated better people than you. Even if you did learn it, I can still talk so fast you'll never realise that you did actually learn anything."
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Estonians are specially trained to recognise foreigners trying to practice their Estonian, and on seeing the warning signs will take prompt avoiding action, including taking particular care to not understand one word of Estonian while speaking the learners native language better than they can. [[User:Barrybounce|Barrybounce]] ([[User talk:Barrybounce|talk]]) 23:40, November 21, 2013 (UTC)
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:I reply on your (new) talk page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:38 21-Nov-13</small>

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Kui oled või tunned end eestlasena, lisa oma profiili silt {{EstonianUser}} - või koguni r4p3.33 konto.

STRANGER

Its also funny for stranger - if they know Estonia - Miss somthing about the bigman PÄRT whos name can also be PÄRD no forein stranger will ever understand this.

BEN B


edit Mis värk on ???

Mis selle abja-paluoja, ilmatsalu ning eerikuga on? igal pool mainitakse. lahe sait muidugis

Hey guys, great article! I'm a Romanian myself (check out our article too), so I probably don't understand half of the jokes on your article (but then again, I have my revenge, you won't get half of ours, har, har) -- but it was a very entertaining read anyway. Keep up the good work! :-) Cheers, Gutza 21:30, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Really good artickle!

edit LT

))) that's great :) at least look at our article "lithuania" but some people, oh...not some I mean many people doesn't understand JOKES  :DDDDD

edit Hmm

Abuja-Paluoja ja Dalmatian's on tüüpilised tundmatud kohad, mida keegi ei tea ja point longish selles, et nad on nüüd hullult tähtsad kohad. --Hamish 10:45, 2 Jul 2005 (ETC)

edit To all you guys

Yes, half of the text is not funny for foreigners but it`s interesting for reading anyway :P

--Maamiis 10:48, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)


TBH most of it isn't funny to Estonians (at least for me) either, especially as the article is too big and disjointed.. Articles such as Economy of Estonia, Transportation in Estonia and such would help a lot.

--ahp[away] 17:16, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)

edit Tere!

Ma olen eestlane ja mis vale juttu te siin ajate!puhast sokki suust välja!meil on president mitte kuningas!Meie president on Arnold Rüütel!Eesti seksikaim mees on Alex Lepajõe!Me räägime eesti keelt mis on soome keele sugulane!Meie riik ei asu lõuna ameerikas! >:(!

Mõistus pähe, calm down. 

Ilmselt selle lehekülje terroriseerimisega hakkama saanud idiootid on lihtsameelsed tropid ja puuduliku inglise keele oskusega. Teie ei ole mingid Eesti riigi patriootid, aga madalalaubalised rullnokad või tattninad kelle huumorimeel on ei ole arenenud sitaga seotud naljadest kõrgemale tasemele. Sama inglise keeles, translated to english:

Probably assholes terrorising this article are stupid assholes with insufficient ability to understand english. You are not patriots of Estonian republic but jerks sitting on those lower steps of evolution concerning intelligence and sense of humour.


edit soot, rah rah....

Ebeneser's on name Celestia, et mini Matt skin terrorists jam taste brutishness fastidiousness Amber wrapped.Agna Hui ate ultralight Enrika Wyomingite,sins seller Jekyll's mate Wei mole steps mitten skin poliomyelitis's kt set mega adjutant's, avid Miskito humorists fate Renata's. Nagy ma en on mini Zürich sign Toma "sukiyakis" megahertz's lutanists jay Celestia mined unadvertised on Sikkim calabashes tippy. Ole's tore, Gui sin Hegira Judas Preminger's pi ire Oranjestad's.

edit to Mõistus pähe, calm down

Ilmselt need "netiterroristid" on puuduliku inglise keelega, see-eest oled sina puuduliku eesti keelega, mis peaks olema ikka totaalne harituse tipp ja häbi sinu jaoks ;)

PatriooDid!

edit Terroriseerimise küsimus

Suurem osa selle lehekülje külastajatest saab aru, et sisu ei ole mõeldud tõsiselt võetavaks. Mõistus pähe- pealkirja all kirjutanud inimene on arusaadavalt pahane nende peale, kes kustutasid üsna õnnestunud paroodia. Praegune versioon on lahjavõitu

edit oi oi

:O :O :O

noh, siis korraliku eestlasena peaks me kõik selle terroristi ip aadressi välja uurima ja korraliku keretäie andma ;)

edit Nõmme Raadio

Can someone please check this out and tell me if it's just an advert(and therefore liable for QuickVFD).
Cheers--Elvis 12:50, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

edit Nõmme raadio

Seems to be an anti-advert.. in my opinion, it's basically true but not funny

edit MUST NIMEKIRI

- - kuidas oleks, kui paneks siia kirja kõikide terroristide andmed??? - - näiteks siin yks näide yhest õnnetust Läti saldejumsist, kelle arust kõik eestlased imevad :D - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - - Tulemused 195.244.128.71 kohta: - % This is the RIPE Whois query server #2. - % The objects are in RPSL format. - % - % Note: the default output of the RIPE Whois server - % is changed. Your tools may need to be adjusted. See - % http://www.ripe.net/db/news/abuse-proposal-20050331.html - % for more details. - % - % Rights restricted by copyright. - % See http://www.ripe.net/db/copyright.html - - % Note: This output has been filtered. - % To receive output for a database update, use the "-B" flag - - % Information related to '195.244.128.0 - 195.244.131.255' - - inetnum: 195.244.128.0 - 195.244.131.255 - netname: BKCNET - descr: Telia MultiCom Dati SIA - descr: Klugu 3a, Riga, LV-1084 - country: LV - admin-c: AS1606-RIPE - tech-c: TP422-RIPE - rev-srv: ns1.bkc.lv - rev-srv: ns3.bkc.lv - status: ASSIGNED PA - mnt-by: AS6851-MNT - source: RIPE # Filtered - - person: Andris Savalgins - remarks: Technical Director - address: Telia MultiCom Dati SIA - address: Klugu 3a - address: Riga, LV-1084 - address: Latvia - phone: +371-9259550 - phone: +371-7031033 - fax-no: +371-7031002 - e-mail: Andris.Shavalgins@teliamtc.lv - nic-hdl: AS1606-RIPE - source: RIPE # Filtered - - person: Toms Pecis - remarks: Data Network Manager - address: Telia MultiCom Dati SIA - address: Klugu 3a - address: Riga, LV-1084 - address: LATVIA - phone: +371-9121747 - phone: +371-7031021 - phone: +371-7088844 - fax-no: +371-7031002 - e-mail: Toms.Pecis@teliamtc.lv - nic-hdl: TP422-RIPE - source: RIPE # Filtered

tere, kes sa hea inimene oled, kes selle siia postitasid, äkki võtad ühendust. esimese hooga ehk siiasamasse. oleks väike küsimus ;)

edit I Luv Ham

Very cool, article, but too much Salutatory. Let's kill Melanesia

edit To Hmmm

Hmm, sa vist ei ole eestlane :P

Aga jah, kes see tropp ilmatsalust möliseb? Ise olen ka Ilmatsaluga seotud muidu.

edit rape.ee

As Estonians have grown older, Rape.ee has eventually been taken over by the Russian underground resistance movement orkut.com. Estonia has the highest amount of orkut users in the world pro capital. It is believed that each Estonian has at least 114 profiles including 18% (käibemaks) tax. Most commonly they have a profile for their pet cow and their dead uncle. Orkut has become the Russian minority’s main tool for secretly speaking the Russian language among Estonians, after the famous 1989 gag order was introduced – (§2992.1122. act 152. sub §212/19), where all Russian speakers were ordered to wear a hardcore red-ball masochistic strap-on in their mouth. Consequently, many Estonians have also been executed for accidentally uttering Russian expressions such as: Vodka, Putin, Borsch, and Michael Jackson. Some native Estonians were mistakenly jailed and sent to Võru (Estonian Gulag camp), after saying the word interNET, believed by the secret Estonian Kohuke Grupp Boys (formerly KGB ) to be an acronym for KomIntern (International communist movement) and the Russian word NET (“no” or fishing net). The Estonians set so much pride in their Russian-free Orkut zone, that when a Danish billionaire, real-estate oligarch/ male stripper, became the undisputed owner of the Estonian Orkut community (with nearly 6 million legitimate Estonian users), and allowed Russian users of the community to write the words: Vaz, Gaz, and Lada, he was immediately attacked by Estonian nationalist kohukeboys and boycotted. He is now serving time in the Gulag camp in Nizhny-Põltsamaa and forced to listen to Uno Loop, singing Estonian versions of Kirkorov. He is to be set free, if he will agree to ban all Russians from Orkut, and admit, under oath that Tatu is originally an Estonian band from Tartu. Estonians further claim that Pushkin was originally Estonian and his works were translated into Russian by a Finnish mumitroll.

(maybe this should be under language...)

edit A new name

I just thought that it would be funny if someone added Asstonia as one of the names of Estonia. Sounds nice. No offence. Though I'm not registered.

edit Eesti blogosfäär

Sepad võiksid kirjutada Artillerist ning Pakistanist. Või suisa teha eraldi artikli eesti blogosfääri kohta. Meil on ju päris vingeid tegijaid.

edit am sure this talk page would be much funnier

...if i could read whatever European language most of this is written in lo--Dan van 08:34, 5 October 2006 (ETC)

edit made in estonia.

this article is 100% estonian. why? first, for one small country it's waaay 2 long... second, it's not funny in rood way, there is no umbrageous jokes: there is joke in pic about mountain in hungary. highest mountain in hungary is almost 1000m but highest peak of estonia is only 300m! it's not all... it article about lithuania there is "funny joke" that there is only 12% lithuanians in lithuania, and majority is russians! but here, nooo...

so fuck u! not funny at all, i can see that this is written by some fat estonian who has 2 much free time... and after he did it, he blocked any possibility to change original not-funny text

edit Nome !

Trieste's name !

edit Estonia v. Georgia

I am sure that the recent case where the fascist Estonia's former SS-officers bombed Georgia should be mentioned:

On August 7, 2007, a missile fell down in the Georgian-controlled metropolis of Tsitelubani. Georgian officials said that two Russian fighter jets violated its airspace and fired a missile. However, this claim was soon overthrown - obviously, the fascist Estonia was behind this.
The official version is that two Fascist Estonian Air Force fighter AN-2 fired the missile, which fell on the edge of a village but did not explode. The pilots have been identified as the former SS officers Bill Gates and Vladimir Putin, and they have been identified as members of the Erna Society.

KristjanS 04:47, 16 August 2007 (UTC)


Vesting, Vesting, Vesting, sinner Naipaul's celestial. btw inland rules.

edit twelve months

Well, to be honest, the words twelve months sound more like "cocks taste good" instead of "cock stays good", could anyone change that...

edit I wish I could add this

Demographics

Because Estonians love to travel and mingle with other cultures, Estland is now facing a shortage in births. Attempts have been made to transfer Estonians to research labs around the world and try to breed them in captivity. But since their alphabet lacks the letter F, they have no F-word to start with (see *seks* http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Estonia#Language). Laws are already being adapted to allow human cloning and prevent the number of total Estonians from going under 76. unsigned comment by User:Wasntme.

Don't be fooled Wasntme, you can add. The "all" users thing is just a little trick on the template. Add away, it's a worthy addition. 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.A^{waits}_{ward}

edit grrr

i already wrote something about this, but i didnt notice any change, so i will write it again. this is very long article, but IM SURE that is't funny for estonians only... i am from slovenia, and there are so many naughy jokes and article (about my country) is too short. but this article is not mean at all (it is if u are not estonian) and for such small and inhabited country, waaaay to long. it would be funny if there is joke about "beautiful" estonian natrue (lots of mountains and beautiful beachs - right!) but nooooo... and demografics... wtf?! in article for lithuania there are only 10% lithuanians (funny, yes)--- but here... u see what am i talking about? it is very unfair to write that every slovenian is gay but nothing about this small, cold country. and u locked this, just like slovenian one.

Viva la democracia (on estonian way)!!!

edit did u know?

  • that estonia is most non-religious country in EU?
  • that there is one russian on every 3 estonians?
  • that estonia is ugly?
  • that it has only 1 300 000 ppl and lose 10 000 every year?
  • that highest peak of estonia is 300 m?
  • that i can write many more estonia fatcs that aren't very pleasant?
  • that im a retard?

WRITE JOKES ABOUT THIS, NOT ABOUT SOME RATE.EE SITE... POOOOOOR!

what is unpleasant about being non-religious? most people i know are really proud about it. 2. yes, that makes us also really sad. but luckily russian population is decreasing with rocket-speed whereas birth rate among estonians is positive! 3. ugly? think again. kakerdi-raba.jpg you probably haven't even seen our cities and definitely you know nothing about estonian nature. 4. no, estonian birth rate got positive. one of the few countries in europe to achieve that. the only ex-soviet coutnry with positive birth rate. 5. huh? and still estonia has been one the most desired crown jewels for all the kingdoms and empires around us... 6. if you intend to continue like that, go ahead

=== and that picture should change something? i stil think estonia is ugly. that pic is only some field with wood in behing, and it looks nice because of effect of Sun. if we go that way, any country in world is beautiful. bye

ps. this is beauty. ===

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This section is irrelevant to humor. You aren't clearly used to living in a ugly place, unlike us here, which gives us the upper hand, living in a bog. Also, iron out the grammatical mistakes - whether you speak English as your first language or not.--«Край» Värs 11:31, July 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit Proposal

May be somebody should put that Wikipedia template or whatever it's called, maybe it would keep it from being vandalized. Martin Raiste is trying to get laid. He has small dick but big heart.

edit Too long

This article is a jumbled mess - too long and generally unfunny. Also, sections are repetitive and/or contradict each other. I'm Estonian, and although I "get" the jokes, most of them are not very good. I can't even imagine any non-Estonian reading through this article, much less understanding what the fuck it's talking about. A complete rewrite is probably needed, with some internal consistency, better grammar and moar lulz. Elanorea 08:30, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

edit The Truth About Estonia

Here it is: eSStonia. Yours truly, Dickrumba 03:16, April 15, 2010 (UTC) (eSStonian Minister of Propaganda)

Bingo! But remember rule number 1945 in Estonia, you can't call former Estonian SS men "SS men" -- that's unfair!

or rather, EASTonia

edit Mulle meeldib

Taname huvitavat teavet The preceding unsigned comment was added by 178.95.12.59 (talk • contribs)

Pole tänu väärt. Mul on hea meel teile meeldis see. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:11, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Uuendus

Võtaks selles artiklis ühe uuenduskuuri läbi, et mitte eestlased saaksid neist naljadest aru, samal ajal jääks algkuju samaks. --«Край» 11:30, July 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit Estonian Language

I feel the language section needs to recognise that some foreigners are stupid enough to think that they can learn Estonian; particularly linguists that speak sixteen other languages like a native and don't see how Estonian could be any more difficult than Russian, Georgian, Arabic, Hebrew or Xhosa.

Announcing the commencement of such efforts will be met with a knowing patronising smile, and the listener will say something like "Good luck, it's quite difficult" while thinking something more like "Ha! Idiot! Our fourteen cases and the fact that you have to learn three versions of nouns and two versions of verbs has defeated better people than you. Even if you did learn it, I can still talk so fast you'll never realise that you did actually learn anything."


Estonians are specially trained to recognise foreigners trying to practice their Estonian, and on seeing the warning signs will take prompt avoiding action, including taking particular care to not understand one word of Estonian while speaking the learners native language better than they can. Barrybounce (talk) 23:40, November 21, 2013 (UTC)

I reply on your (new) talk page. Spıke ¬ 23:38 21-Nov-13
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