Talk:Ernest Hemingway

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Hey, I'm sort of Heminwayting this article and plwoing over some of the old stuff, though I'm incoporating some of the best jokes. I hope nobody minds.

Added pictures and shortened some of the writing added by an annonymous user.

I know this is Uncyclopedia, but I noticed that there is a prevalence of the word "fuck" and its derivatives such as as "buttfuck" and the less-obscene "butt sex" (despite "buttfuckalicious" being noticeably absent) to the point of being offensive and, more importantly, kind of uninteresting. I think that we should work at decreasing the amount of "fuck"ing in this article. Oh, and props two whoever wrote, "Some have said that Hemingways prose style isn't good. They claim it is too bland. That it is not intellectually stimulating. They are wrong. If they knew how stimulating his prose style was, they would not say that. But they did not know. Now it is time for some whiskey".Robdoggh 04:05, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

I agree that the article has been pretty much trashed by an obsession with sodomy. It now reads like someone's personal gay porn fantasy. Too bad. ----OEJ 19:56, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes that was me that wrote that statement as well as putting most of the article in Hemingway-speak. Hemingway however never wrote about sodomy, so I hope no one will be too offended if I revert the article back to, at least, an edit before the sodomites invaded. It might be funny to once or twice imply that a really butch guy was a secret fairy, but it gets old quick. That's why Stardust is called Stardust and not "two hours of Robert De Niro crossdressing"

--J M Hoffman 08:11, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

edit More Satire

Perhaps you could make fun of how all of his writing was more boring than watching paint dry. Maybe making up a paragraph about a sun rise and describing it for three hours.

Jimmy the Hellhound 16:28, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Just added that "sun also rises" parody. Will try to add some similar stuff soon, that satirises the actual work and is not just random humour. -Zyggy, 15:43, 17 august 201

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