This entry does not address fundamental aspects of the goddess such as Snipe, Kaos, Rebus, Hercanilism, Fragpie, Fnords and Fnording, greasy spoons and hiloharry.

Everything in this article is true. What kind of idiotic article is this?

Eris rocked my world last night. What say you? - Dobbs Head Panama

The Fnords are out there[tm].

Situation Normal, All Fnord Up.

Situation Normal, All Up. - Is it just me, or doesn't that sentence need a verb? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:15, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

This seriously needs a major rewrite. Fellow Discordians? AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:07, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

hey--you forgot ot mention how Time Travelers all hail under Eris. Time Travelers and writers for plots to tv shows, movies, books and what not that involve abnormal motion through time. Such as sudden jumps to a time further than where the people think you should be, or in some cases traveling forward in time. Which causes problems as we all are traveling backwards in time (we just cannot handle this concept, so we flip flop it in our minds). Anyways--it should make sense that any abnormal motions or jumps through time, would also be something Eris would have domain over.

I mean, we all know the Illuminati does not exist. They were just a conclusion after some Time Travelers with a sense of humour decided to pull a prank on us all.

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