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what the hell? groucho marx said that. i realize it's oscar wilde and all, but come on. --Ieatbreadpeople 05:31, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
Now now, no need to revert all the Colbert edits. I thought this one was a solid edit myself:
"The population of the African elephant has tripled every six months since the discovery of ivory's usefulness as a hydrocarbon fuel in internal combustion engines, as the removal of their tusks allows for much more efficient mating."
- --Twinge 05:53, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
hey stephen is my hero
.............if the elephant population triples every day, wouldn't it more than triple in nine months?
edit Anybody mind...
...if I rewrite this page?10:33, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Since nobody cared, I rewrited it! I does! 06:02, April 28, 2010 (UTC)