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I good way to act like you can drive is to go to the closest power socket and put a key into it like it is an ignition. That's always a good way to play.
Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by golfers. After entering the ground, the electricity hardens into coal, which, when dug up by power companies and burned in big ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for beer, which passes through the consumers and back into the ground, thus completing what is known as a 'circuit.' - From Josh Weitzman's Facebook Page, 6/23/2010