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Thing about this is, I wrote a whole thing about how "goat-suckers" are devices attached to goat's feet, which is still all there. But then, people stuck pictures and references to the urban monster thing all over the same article. It dosn't make sense! Either re-write and remove the goat's feet devices stuff, if you want this to be about a monster, or supprt what the article is about! At the moment we have "Goat-suckers allow goats to climb sheer surfaces. Here is a picture of a monster." Is it that people just don't pay attention, or is uncyclopedia MEANT to be a completely random pile of abracadabra?