Ebuam would steal his own crap if it weren't for the fact that he doesn't have any crapForgottenpatriot is a patriot, who during his childhood, was forgotten. Despite popular belief by specialized scientists who don't exist, he was forgotten before ultimately becoming patriot.
damn it I'm the greatest and smartest person this page talks about.
This user is a Crusader for BENSON. All nonbelievers will be punished with extreme prejudice.
Actually, this article is a complete and utter lie. eBaum actually does happen to steal quite a lot of media, and makes quite a lot of money off of doing it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Um, how does that make this article a lie...? Anyway, I just wanted to applaud the author of this. It's brilliantly made, and I laughed my asshole out of my ass. Eat it, Ebaum.It'sMrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 18:06, 29 January 2007 (UTC)