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THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK. HONESTLY. I LEAVE FOR A FEW MONTHS TO COMPLETE MY MASTER'S DEGREE IN AUTOEROGENY AND SOMEONE VANDALIZES AND COMPLETELY RUINS AN ARTICLE ABOUT DUCKS. HONESTLY. WHY PICK ON THE GOD DAMN DUCKS? THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FUCK DAMN AAAAH I AM SO GOING TO EMAIL THEM AND HAVE THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS ON THIS ASAP. HONESTLY, PEOPLE.
Sorry for my attitude. Honestly. I just got a little carried away over the HEEDLESS DESTRUCTION OF A PERFECTLY GOOD ARTICLE ON DUCKS THAT I HAVE TO FIX ALL BY MYSELF NOW. I hope you all have heard the story of the little chicken who wanted to bake bread, and when she did, none of the other animals in the neighborhood would help her, and she got to eat all the bread herself, because that's exactly what's going to happen to all of you as far as this page is concerned. I'm requesting an lock on this article due to the controversy, so no one can ever vandalize or trivialize my work again.
ZOMGS YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!
There's a needle in the egg, which is in a female duck's pissy, which is in a male rabbit's balls, which is in the iron chest/breast/boobs. When u open a chest/breast/boobs, you'll see a rabbit. When u feed rabbit with laxative, he pisses a duck (it will be red since his small penis will bleed and rip whilst pissing). When u feed duck with laxative, she pisses an egg. When you crush an egg, a needle will fall on floor. Now take a magnet, put the needle into fire and voila!