Talk:Drunk Olympics

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Humour: 7 The "skiing back up the mountain" line got a LOL, and a couple in the section on the first games, but the topic has MUCH room for expansion in this dept.
Concept: 10 Soooo much potential for greatness in here. I'm seeing things like Drunk Table Tennis, Drunken Bobsledding...
Prose and formatting: 4 Paragraphs are a bit blocky, and with such potential for expansion I think a lot of new headings and whatnot will be incorporated.
Images: 0 DEFINITELY needs some pictures!!
Miscellaneous: 10 Cause you're a stand up kinda gent? I don't know...
Final Score: 31 This can go a great deal further than where its at, but this is a solid foundation. I'm sure I'll be getting some punches in there soon enough!! :)
Reviewer: THINKER 03:18, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Adding Beer Pong??

i'm just throwing out the idea... pls consider adding.

edit Drug testing?

I assume the athletes are required to do breathalizer tests afterwards, to ensure no one has cheated by not having traces of alcohol in their systems? Sir Roger 05:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Before and after. And, being that the medics administering the tests are also drunk, sometimes during. Mul Lichtenbindts of Norway ran 40 of his 50-yard dash with a breathalyser tube hanging from his mouth (which was being gripped tightly by a very drunken medical technician). He took home the Silver. --THINKER 05:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Drunk Table Tennis

If the drunk table tennis match lasted for four days, wouldn't the competitors have eventually sobered up? 02:03, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Alcohol was continuously injected into their veins while they were playing. --THE 15:21, 4 June 2007 (UTC)


This article is now a masterpiece. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:21, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Hah, its getting there.. I think one or two more rounds of edits and it'll be ready for another title shot. :) --THINKER 03:26, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Tom Waits

Why is there an image of Billy Joel playing a piano? Wouldn't it be more appropriate with Tom Waits performing The piano has been drinking? Sveasaurus 13:14, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Damn, touché. However, Waits himself was not drunk enough to perform Drink the Improbable Drink which was penned specifically for the 2006 games. In his sted, Joel (coming off a bottle of white.. or a bottle of red..) took the stage, and subsequently consumed all the emptied bottled pictured below him. --THINKER 16:05, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

edit From Pee Review (again)

edit Drunk Olympics

This isn't my article, but its improved a lot since it was last reviewed and I was wondering if its nomination worthy.

Humour: 6 Laughed sporadically throughout. Gets a bit repetitive as it progresses
Concept: 8 Great Idea
Prose and formatting: 6 Somewhat well written, I suggest Ceridwyn's Proofreading Service to clean it up. Just a little.
Images: 9 Two great Photoshops (if the second one is a Photoshop) that made me laugh out loud.
Miscellaneous: 5 A bit too violent and slightly morbid. Occasionally nauseating.
Final Score: 34 The violence may not be able to be avoided, but try to make more subtle. For example, as opposed to saying "Landing with a sickening crunch some thirty feet away from the designated landing spot" say "Landing in such a way that one watching may not be able to eat for multiple days after." Good luck. And maybe you could review back here or here? Cheerio.
Reviewer: Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

edit beer laps?

involves chugging beer, running a lap of the track, and repeating until vomiting becomes too violent to continue. Highly recommended. --Man in the Ceiling 02:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Ż

Copy that letter to the thumb of image, cause "Zubr" sounds lame. We, Polishmen, are proud that we have "Ż" in "Żubr". 20:28, 24 November 2008 (UTC)


Fuck you, lock, imma go get a blowtorch and then imma go steal Handy Manny's blue hammer and then imma go break that fucking lock so i can edit the motherfucking page. Oh, and by the way, come cum buy a car at Big Bill Hell's, best fucking prices in the state of marryland, guaranteed. Big Bill Hell's Cars: We Fuck Your Wife. Imma go make a fucking sandwich... Oh, and btw, if I remember right, the event was called the "100 meter QWOP".

hyperhippy92 The Game 00:12, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

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