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|Humour:||7||The "skiing back up the mountain" line got a LOL, and a couple in the section on the first games, but the topic has MUCH room for expansion in this dept.|
|Concept:||10||Soooo much potential for greatness in here. I'm seeing things like Drunk Table Tennis, Drunken Bobsledding...|
|Prose and formatting:||4||Paragraphs are a bit blocky, and with such potential for expansion I think a lot of new headings and whatnot will be incorporated.|
|Images:||0||DEFINITELY needs some pictures!!|
|Miscellaneous:||10||Cause you're a stand up kinda gent? I don't know...|
|Final Score:||31||This can go a great deal further than where its at, but this is a solid foundation. I'm sure I'll be getting some punches in there soon enough!! :)|
|Reviewer:||THINKER 03:18, 12 April 2007 (UTC)|
edit Adding Beer Pong??
i'm just throwing out the idea... pls consider adding.
edit Drug testing?
I assume the athletes are required to do breathalizer tests afterwards, to ensure no one has cheated by not having traces of alcohol in their systems? Sir Roger 05:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- Before and after. And, being that the medics administering the tests are also drunk, sometimes during. Mul Lichtenbindts of Norway ran 40 of his 50-yard dash with a breathalyser tube hanging from his mouth (which was being gripped tightly by a very drunken medical technician). He took home the Silver. --THINKER 05:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Drunk Table Tennis
If the drunk table tennis match lasted for four days, wouldn't the competitors have eventually sobered up? 188.8.131.52 02:03, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
- Alcohol was continuously injected into their veins while they were playing. --THE 15:21, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
- Hah, its getting there.. I think one or two more rounds of edits and it'll be ready for another title shot. :) --THINKER 03:26, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Tom Waits
Why is there an image of Billy Joel playing a piano? Wouldn't it be more appropriate with Tom Waits performing The piano has been drinking? Sveasaurus 13:14, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
- Damn, touché. However, Waits himself was not drunk enough to perform Drink the Improbable Drink which was penned specifically for the 2006 games. In his sted, Joel (coming off a bottle of white.. or a bottle of red..) took the stage, and subsequently consumed all the emptied bottled pictured below him. --THINKER 16:05, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
edit From Pee Review (again)
This isn't my article, but its improved a lot since it was last reviewed and I was wondering if its nomination worthy.
|Humour:||6||Laughed sporadically throughout. Gets a bit repetitive as it progresses|
|Prose and formatting:||6||Somewhat well written, I suggest Ceridwyn's Proofreading Service to clean it up. Just a little.|
|Images:||9||Two great Photoshops (if the second one is a Photoshop) that made me laugh out loud.|
|Miscellaneous:||5||A bit too violent and slightly morbid. Occasionally nauseating.|
|Final Score:||34||The violence may not be able to be avoided, but try to make more subtle. For example, as opposed to saying "Landing with a sickening crunch some thirty feet away from the designated landing spot" say "Landing in such a way that one watching may not be able to eat for multiple days after." Good luck. And maybe you could review back here or here? Cheerio.|
|Reviewer:||Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)|
edit beer laps?
involves chugging beer, running a lap of the track, and repeating until vomiting becomes too violent to continue. Highly recommended. --Man in the Ceiling 02:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Copy that letter to the thumb of image, cause "Zubr" sounds lame. We, Polishmen, are proud that we have "Ż" in "Żubr". 184.108.40.206 20:28, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
edit Y THE FUCK CAN'T I EDIT THE ARTICAL?
Fuck you, lock, imma go get a blowtorch and then imma go steal Handy Manny's blue hammer and then imma go break that fucking lock so i can edit the motherfucking page. Oh, and by the way,
come cum buy a car at Big Bill Hell's, best fucking prices in the state of marryland, guaranteed. Big Bill Hell's Cars: We Fuck Your Wife. Imma go make a fucking sandwich... Oh, and btw, if I remember right, the event was called the "100 meter QWOP".