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Don't add crap to the "facts" section, please. It's fine as it is, and should be left to just the three points which are RUP references. See www.realultimatepower.net.
What if you changed it from the "Secretary of Defense" to the "Secretary of Shit"
How could everyone forget that Donald Rumsfeld was born a lizard from space? He also feasts on Mexican babies. This was all revealed by Louis CK. Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8Y2nO_8TM