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Just so you know, the loss of the earlier episodes is a horrible tragedy, I didn't know they were flammable!

Brilliant! I mean, damn, someone beat me to to Site-a-loo/Turdis joke. 06:24, 24 Apr 2005 (EDT)

That would be me...I'm glad it got incorporated into the newly re-written version of this article...Brilliant work! --RadicalX 13:06, 25 Apr 2005 (EDT)

edit New Idea's read them

Colin Baker= Colin (find a Baker pun) Farrel 7th Doctor Leonard "Sylvester Bones" McCoy Possible example for a rewrite.

After Colin Farrel got sick of wearing apparel that was blatantly homosexual, he left to a career of washed up movie acting, taking his place was Leonard McCoy from Star Trek! as Star Trek was still cancelled at the time of production Dr McCoy gladly accepted this role, he had an annoying habit of screaming "He's Dead Perri!" and "I'm a Doctor Not a Time Traveller!!" Sadly when Dr McCoys actor Deforest Kelley died of Stomach Cancer the show was left without a lead actor. So they did the next best thing, hired Sylvester the Cat! (continue normal article of sylvester cat etc)

also make jokes of maybe Sylvester/7th doctor dying and joke about nine lives thing regeneration. As for Colin Farell note that his incarnation of the doctor regenerated after bumping his head to hard on the console when the tweety attacked! 19:05, September 14, 2010 (UTC)this website needs more witty humour!

edit Thank you!

Freebasser, for doing the rest of those Doctor profiles. It was a prospect I was dreading! --Machinecurse 23:53, 28 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Hehe, no problem. I actually got a sick enjoyment out of it! It's no wonder I'm failing my degree, though :o( --Freebasser 23:57, 28 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Ditto. I say we sue Uncyclopedia. :) --Machinecurse 05:22, 29 Apr 2005 (EDT)


My wife actually choked reading this one. (She got better.) Work of genius. - David Gerard 12:23, 30 Apr 2005 (EDT)

edit Assistants

I've added a section on them, if it was possible I'd stub just that section :-) I've started with a list of current UK PM's but I'm sure people can come up with a better list, edit away!!
--Elvis 08:22, 1 May 2005 (EDT)

edit Dare I say...

...the best article ever?

The new additions over the last few days have had me in stitches - particularly the bit about the show being moved to a new time-slot and episodes being shown in random order. Classic shhhhtuff! --Freebasser 14:31, 3 May 2005 (EDT)

edit Genius, my friends.

Purest genius

edit Updated

Now contains more up-to-date info on the 10th Doctor. Enjoy ;)

--Freebasser 20:30, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)

edit Mild Disagreement

The basic joke here is funny, but it's started to drown under an excess of material that goes in every which direction instead of maintaining a reasonably focused satire - furthermore, a lot of the material dead ends - the Star Trek actors don't reflect the Doctor Who stuff, making this a dead end instead of the centerpiece of madness it ought become. I've kept the basic joke, but I'm going to rework some of the stuff so that everything is a coherently concieved of joke - not necessarily all the same joke, but at least so that every section knows what joke it's telling. Snowspinner 19:33, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I agree, this article is getting a bit long. I also think I'm missing all the jokes. -- 02:32, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

I concur, the article is too long, there is no real flow between the 'jokes' and it does not engage the reader. Also, I hardly laughed reading the article. To be honest - I would scrap this entire thing and start it again, or at the very least somebody could go through and remove 2/3 of the content which is superfluous and trying too hard to be funny. --Jaye 23:14, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Undertaker Pic

Wonderful. Whoever has been doing the photoshops for this is great at it.

edit Origins of the show

I'm to blame for that splurge, I'm afraid! I wanted to add a section telling the behind-the-scenes origins of the show, in a way which actually parodied the real Doctor Who show itself (rather than just picking abstract 'actors' and making jokes about them with a thin Doctor Who veneer added.) Something which would be zanny to casual readers, while containing a few nods and winks for the more enlightened fan.

Anyway, it kind of got out of hand, and I ended up writing a partial history, to the point where a little of it conflicts with previous text. I suspect someone will rip it out - although one option is to relabel the section "The Secret History..." or "The Behind-the-Scenes History..." (?)

(ps. the Sylvester the Cat photo is almost too funny!) I'm going to move it to it's own page. It will be called The History of Doctor Who. You can edit that--Paul is the walrus 23:41, December 13, 2009 (UTC)


That abbrevation was fantastic. Cheers.

edit 2nd Doctor

Am I the only one who always thought the 2nd Doctor was Moe from 3 Stooges?

no, you are definitely not the only one! 06:58, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Link into new article

Any possibility please of a comment link from the lost episodes into the Missing television Doctor Who article?

I linked it up at the top where it says about the missing episodes. Register for an account and edit for a bit and you should be able to do it yourself. Spang talk 02:48, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Missing Link "Doctor Jew"...

edit Production credits

Very informative, although you should have mentioned that the "American (8th) Doctor"'s one and thankfully only appearance was directed by Alan Smithee. Give credit where credit is due, won't you? Have a wierd day.

edit Lead/ led

"Lead" is a verb that means to guide, or a noun that is heavy element. "Led" is the past tense of "lead". Unless the error is intentional, the Dolly Parton caption should be fixed.Not my real username 05:54, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Dalek Fred

Someone needs to add a link to the Uncyclopedia page on Dalek Fred, the unsung hero who succeeded in shooting the Doctor. Perhaps in the Foes section. 11:35, 3 July 2008 (GMT)

edit make a link for hebrew as well

i am a writer in hebrew uncylopedia, and i wrote about doctor who as well. uncylopedia needs a fast trensformance between lenguiches. you only linked to spanish. i cant make the link at my self, it won't let me, so pleese do it at your self

its written דוקטור הו

so do this: [[ he | דוקטור הו it won't let me at my self

edit Duchovny - O_O --M-Ignorant 20:21, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Names for the re-TARDIS and info on Rose

Can I add them?

Info on Rose:

  • Was one of the Doctor's many prostitutes.


Tardis names:

  • re-TARDIS
  • Blue Turdis

Not wanted...?

Matoro3311 20:09, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

edit If the Doctors could be changed...

I think Colin Mochrie and Madeline McCann would be funnier for Colin Baker and Paul McGann respectively.

I always thought paul McCartney would be better for # 8. I even made this picture!Paul Mc-Paul is the walrus 21:15, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit EVERYONE! (I subsequently hit my champagne glass with a spoon to call attention by making a clinking noise, until the glass breaks)

Let's face it, the current Doctor Who page is cluttered, verges on complete wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey gobbledegooky nonsensical gibberish, and has a bizarre poll on it, even. (I mean, compare the featured version with the current version.) I propose a complete replacement with an article I have been working on (The Doctor) with minor adjustments. Thoughts? MacMania 02:18, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, never mind. There is a character page vs series page distinction, no? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN 03:56, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Changed/Fixed

I have done a bunch of stuff to inprove the article, but in the prosessz I decided to remove two sections. But, these sections have not ben deleted, just ben moved to there own pages. If you were attached to the section Origins of the show, see The History of Doctor Who. If you liked Selected Plot Summaries, see Doctor Who Epsiodes.

I hope you like the changes I have done. [Dare one of you to click on the Craig McLachlan link). Tell me what you think!

edit We've come a long wile

I relised today how far this page has come! Remember when it used to look like this? and then This? and This? and This? and This? Then we FINALLY got off the ground with THIS! Yeah, those were the good old days...

edit Not Funny

Can somebody put the real actors in. Putting fake actors doesn't make it funny. It's just stupid and you should read how to be funny and not just stupid.

You should read how to not be emo. OH SNAP.
No, I'm serious. You should read the actual article "Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid".

edit Changed Image

I'm sorry, I am soo sorry, but I decided to change the Sylvester the cat Picture. You guys were referring to the one from the Loony Tones, right? Well the original picture had a cat head pasted over Sylvester McCoy's, so I changed it to something I made. If you miss it too much, I wouldn't ind if you changed it back. Tell me what you think of it! Paul is the walrus (talk) 23:37, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Guy who it annoying and pissed.

This is a featured article and you can't even keep it up to date? C'mon people, I've just had to sit through every episode because the only other thing to watch on TV is bloody Gordon Ram's-ass Shouts At People Like a Bastard. I know what goes on in each episode. Get a move on and write them since your edit button's gone. HURRY UP.

edit Locked?

Why this locked, guy? There's loads more can go in it! Johnghost 17:14, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

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