Talk:Dihydrogen monoxide

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Best page ever. This stuff is great 128.227.7.72 16:50, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 factual 2 Shamelessly Ripped Off 3 Complete Ripoff 4 Ripoff, but where is the original? 5 Okay, if you are REALLY stupid... 6 I have had an intimate experience with dihydrogen monoxide

edit factual

shouldn't this entire page be deleted?

It's basically a farce, so no. Dzugavili 02:13, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Farce! Farce! You call this farce? I work at a medical research institute. Walking to my car across a lawn in front of the animal care facility tonight, I was sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide. It left spots all over my leather shoes. Just think what it would have done had it hit my skin!

Think of it like this: if we were to take a factually accurate article about "politicians" and replace every instance of the word “politician” in the article with “violently anal raping Demon” the article would be funny, unicyclopeida worthy and still 100% accurate.--BizarroBerserkerB 05:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

I am *so* trying that later. 82.203.3.8 12:42, 3 July 2007 (UTC) (User:MorkaisChosen who can't be bothered logging in)

edit Shamelessly Ripped Off

from here. Another victory for our glorious Uncyc! --Unissakävelijä 16:34, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

I would put my bets they came before we did.--BizarroBerserkerB 23:00, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

No, actually we shamelessly ripped them off. ;-) 71.58.245.168 04:16, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah but... it isn't funny...

Maybe we ripped them off, but the article itself is funny.--Henke37 12:12, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Complete Ripoff

This is a complete ripoff of the DHMO site! http://DHMO.org You just click on FAQ's

edit Ripoff, but where is the original?

Yes the article is a rip off of DHMO.org, but that is a rip off of the hysterical year long thread on usenet in the early 90's. Who knows who had the original idea. rat0042

edit Okay, if you are REALLY stupid...

If you are INCREDIBLY stupid and do not know what is is, then I will tell you. It is... WATER, YOU DUMB PERSON !!! Isn't that amazing? P.S. Don't tell anyone!
76.102.227.227 23:14, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

edit I have had an intimate experience with dihydrogen monoxide

I have been naked in the presence of dihydrogen monoxide, and it felt oooohhhhh sooooo goood. 192.12.88.48 00:50, October 11, 2010 (UTC)