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"This gift horse has too many teeth. I want a newer gift horse, and if I don't get it right away I'm going to threaten to shoot the gift-horse I've got."
Lantash says in reply:
No problem, fire away. Then go see the local horse-trader. -Oh, and don't forget to take your creditcard. ;-)
--Lantash 20:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)