Talk:Des Moines, Iowa
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- I live in Des Moines too, and I think I am Spartacus. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Some user (talk • contribs)
- Seriously, if you live in Des Moines, or anywhere in Iowa, and you're a QwestDSL user, be very careful that you don't use the words "cabal," "admin," or "top-down" in the same sentence. Or for that matter, anywhere on the same page. They'll come down on you like a ton of bricks!
- And who knows? My wife and I, both Uncyclopedia users (though she's been permanently banned over a gay-bashing dispute), may have run into you in the Dahl's on Ingersoll or Beaver Avenues, or in the skywalk or the KATH around lunchtime, or at the bowling alley on 63rd and Aurora... or you may see us on top of the Ferris Wheel at the State Fair three weeks from now, or the Planned Parenthood Bookfair a few weeks later, or at Java Joe's, or at the Art Center — anywhere, really — and you'd have no idea it was us, except of course for the "WE HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA" t-shirts we always wear. Anyway, see you around! c • > • 04:43, 26 July 2006 (UTC)