Talk:Denise Milani's breasts

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Just wondering if this line was necessary: ..But of course, her opinions were dismissed as the ramblings of a worthless slut. Do you think this adds to the story? Just seems a bit abusive in an article I would otherwise vote for. That line just reminds me of so many articles here that are just screeds of abuse from one end to another - this isn't but that line could be modified to perhaps her opinions were dismissed as the ramblings of a talent-free airhead. ? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:35, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

That is a good point. I always hope the subject of a featured page will hear about it and read it, and write accordingly. So maybe even a nice twist, "her opinions were applauded and acknowledged as the wise words of an honored breast-carrier (and, more importantly, the only access to the breasts who stubbornly clung to Denise's rib cage for support). Aleister 12:41 17 10
I was under the impression the thing was making a point of how little anyone actually cares about the woman who carries the breasts... so her opinions being acknowledged would be a little strange. Still, there probably is a nicer way it could be phrased, perhaps more in line with the sympathetic tone it has some other places. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 13:51 (UTC)
Lyrithya is exactly right. The narrator is actually on her side, the abuse is directed towards those who refuse to see her as more than a big pair of tits, not the lady herself. But I know what you mean Romartus; talent-free airhead is good. --Black Flamingo 14:47, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

In the very first paragraph, "Why can't people see that she would be a beautiful, intelligent woman without them?" was mentioned. Really? If people have to think about how beautiful or how intelligent this lady is, first of all, she should behave like a beautiful and intelligent woman. Instead, she is using her intelligence to show off her breasts and make money out of it. Dont blame men when the mistake is on her side.Dont blame men when they drool over breasts. It is biology, we cant help it when women show off cleavages and ask men not to look at it. How would women behave if guys start to show off their penis and ask not to look at it? Take the title for example. IF the author had sincere regard for this woman, it wouldn't be named "Denise Milani's Breasts" for crying out loud. When ou point one finger towards anybody remember that rest four fingers are pointed at you. --Template:Kakec 22:14, July 23 2012

Satire is not your strong point, is it?                               Puppy's talk page05:20 24 Jul

Does the title of page really need to be "Denise Milani's breasts? I'm pretty sure that if you know enough about the woman to make a page about her, you should probably respect her enough to not make her breasts the subject of this article. This isn't satire, this is just cruel, schoolboy jokes. Grow upThe preceding unsigned comment was added by DMFAN500 (talk • contribs)

I beg to differ; it appears to cross the line twice. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 00:47 4 October 2014

Could we re-open the discussion on this page, some changes are much needed. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

We could, but the article has been featured on our main page, and is assumed not to need new help being funny. Spıke Ѧ 03:57 6-Nov-14
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