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Holy shit! I made this article originally about a year ago, when I was just an IP noob, and gosh darnit, some nice person has taken it under their wing and built upon it. And some of the original article actually survived! Under the "Scandals and Shenanigans" section, nearly word-for-word. And to think I was about to redirect this to Taft Punk.