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edit Don't Just Abuse

This article is good but don't just be abusive, be funny. Saying "ps turks suck" is not funny guys.

edit Random People Saying Stuff

Ooo, good one! I like this article muchly. --OEJ

Hey what about the Turkish Cypriots. We´re people too, and according to the Cyprus Republic pseudo-people living in a pseudo state but become real citizens if we cross the Green Line so I guess that´s our claim to peopleness. Eh?- Halil(Tenghri)

edit hehe

hhheheheh weeellll tht business online thingy since BC2000 is 200% TRUE!! I would add more actully.. hehehe-- 03:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)(live in cyprus but not cypriot)

edit Anti turk vandal

some anti- turk ass hole is vandalising this page Im going to fix it till hes banned

edit rubnbish

this article sucks. how about some funny jokes?

Actually i like turkey/greece/cyprus articles here. Not "really"insulting for anyone :) correct me if im wrong

edit a foreigner =

I don't really understand what your problem is with this article. This halumi or halim island sucks. period! And everyone with a sense of humour would understand this article

edit The Pushto Ingleso tax

nice one.

edit Too Political

Sorry guys, but I think this is too political, something 99% of the world doesn't think is funny. I mean "anything Greece can do we can do... also", that's funny. Saying their prez is a fasicst, blah, blah, blah; not really funny. Mr.X8 04:26, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Cypriot women

You forgot to mention their favorite accessories: Fake designer handbags and sunglasses for those that can't afford them but can't be seen that they come from a less affluent family. Those that can however, or better, those whose daddy can, prefer to contrast their platinum blonde dye and plastered/powdered faces with a dark-colored Mercedes, BMW or Audi convertible.

edit New article to link to

You need to link to the The English School Nicosia article ASAP

edit Ayyy

You forgot to mention that all the Cypriots have a penis size of <=15cm. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Small penis size as a joke is not specific to Cyprus, nor funny enough for Uncyclopedia. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:07 18-Jun-16
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