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I thought Confucius was the inventor of confusion and the first builder of a nuclear confusion plant...? --D. G. Neree

No.. You thought wrong dumbass... [User: I M AWESOME]

No YOU thought wrong!! [User: I AM AWSOMER]

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I know we have a whole page of his "quotes" here, but could individual quotes be added to certain articles they refer to, making him a commonly quoted person such as Oscar Wilde or Russian Reversal? Or maybe perhaps he could have his own article in UnQuotable? -Kip the Dip

Should not Confucius-quotes have R replaced with L? Kind of lame, I know, but maybe so lame it is cool? - Gjervan

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Was he gay, maybe

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