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Can we add Carmine to the the colour table?
Apparently the color orange was invented around the time LSD was invented. You see, the psychotropic properties expanded a person's view into believing that the primary colors(Red, Yellow, and Chuck Norris) were in themselves a sham devised to keep the creative eye blind to the world of colors behind the primary colors's coatrack of bland houndstooth sportjackets. Unfortunately, the LSD also rendered 93.81% of users incapable of spelling COLOUR correctly, so when orange was finally publiclly released, noone in europe could understand what they were talking about. DJ Mixerr 20:00, May 23, 2010 (UTC)