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Look, I laugh at almost every article I see on this site, and I know crossing the line is pretty much unheard of on Uncyclopedia, but I can't help that picture of those dying children crosses the line, it makes me physically sick to look at

edit I respect all Jews.

I am Jewish, therefore I respect the Jewish people and I respect the Jewish religion of Judaism. Many Jews in Israel, UK, US, and the rest of the world believe that circumcision has no place in modern Judaism. But, they are wrong. Circumcision is healthy for all males. This prevents HIV, keeps your penis clean, and the why this method is used is for hygiene. For activists who believe that circumcision has no place in modern Judaism and consider the method "child abuse", they have a Brit Shalom, a beautiful naming ceremony that does not involve cutting. There are many intact Jews and nobody knows because penises are covered. Circumcised people are just as sexually active and don't complain any more than the general population. Having natural or mutilated genitals hasn't caused any pain or suffering. DJ Mixerr 18:44, October 9, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

Personally I found my circumcision a blast. Not that I'm Jewish though. That pain that lasted forever is one of my biggest engrams according to my last Dianetics test.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:54, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
I did too. I don't what a Dianetics test is, though. I don't remember the pain for my circumcision at all. *Tries not get all horny and turned on by all this talk.* OHNO! DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

is Jimbo responsible for the pro-circ page at your competitor? 19:20, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

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