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I became addicted to Cillit Bang in 1986 and currently consume 2 bottles a day. I have only had children so that they can go out and buy me some. 'Doctor! My Eyes!'
i'm a workaholic cleaner and I consume 7 bottles a day?
am i a cillitaholic?
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"His best friend is the guy From The E Sure adverts, whose name is not known."
There seems to be a disagreement as to if Hitler or Christopher Reeve invented this beverage