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But I rewrote that article..... and it was for the better. Why was it reverted? I redirected it for the entry in the Poolit Surprise catergory for Best Rewritten Article.--08:01, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
edit What "white" chicks are good for
So to complete usably for chicks I sugest add info for white one:
"White chicks are the least profitable and useless. They are expensive to maintain. They require a lot of attention and buy expensive things to fuck them (except me). Most of them are good only as food for others, because they have the best meat (I know because I've tried). The best solution is to give them to cook for Asian chicks, because they will cook them best. Despite their disadvantages, white chicks can be a nice decoration in bed, in the living room, kitchen and they can bring a little joy (as sextoy or meal)."