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When you talk about ze cheez you must realize what you are really talking about... with ze cheez there come some responsibilities that you must take into account and i will tell you about the 5 things you must watch out for, and they will be in ranking order of importance. 5, you may or may not get constipated it depends on how much you eat. 4, DO NOT EAT IF YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERATE. 3, If you experience dizziness when you consume consult a doctor as soon as possible. 2, Never EVER!!! eat cheese from Mexico. 1, Never take advise from a French Man.

"In This Day And Age Of Fast Moving, And Fast Eating Children, When Should We Draw The Line On Cheese Speed Consumtion To The Underage Portion of Our Soceity?"

edit Suggestion: Cheesy Equations

--Master5o1 08:35, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Suggestion: How about add the (not famous but brilliant) equation devised by Albert Einstein:

$E = MC^2$

which is actually:

$(what you) Eat (is) = (to) More Cheese^2$

translation: "Eat more cheese than you normally would"

--Master5o1 08:35, 13 July 2006 (UTC) Ha! that's good! if it's not already there, add it! Little idiot 2 23:53, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

editTotal Rewrite

Twas a pile of garbaggio... 03:53, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Start in your user space and try it when you have a complete new version. Then it's just one edit to revert or merge. Follow this link:
Copy that? -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 03:54, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Duh thats what I did 03:58, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Anyone know how to do proper references? Thanks in advance! 18:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Use the <ref> special identifier along the text. This way:

This is my text<ref>This is a reference</ref>. Text continues.

==References==
<references/>

Voilá. References. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 18:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

editCurrent Rewrite

Someone's put a bit of time into it, but I think Zana's version is better. Revert or not? RabbiTechno 15:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

edit User:Zana Dark/Cheese

Please see User:Zana Dark/Cheese. If there are no objections, this will become the new Cheese. 04:15, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

 For De man from IoW, he say yes! RabbiTechno 15:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Yes, without all of that mold and feet odour. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 04:16, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Yes but I think that goes without saying. 18:31, 9 May 2007 (UTC) PIE(aka YES) PIE PIE!(aka because it is better!)PIE PIE PIE(aka ~ [Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.])PIE!!!(aka 04:02, 8 December 2008 (UTC)) Against Comments Replaced. Comment here if you have a problem. 00:56, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Where have the Quotes gone?

Why have all the cheesy quotes been deleted?

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL (;

edit but cheese is yum...

sure cheese turns u into a pile of diseased turnips butit tastes good!!!