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Hostie, dis article is all wrong. Caribou is alcool mixed wit' white wine drunk at the Québec Carnaval to warm up! Câlice de têtes carrées, ça comprend vraiment rien, tabarnak!
Hi, Aleister here. This was added by an IP on 10-1-'12. I left it there because I agree with him, but it will be taken off eventually. So here it is: WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS TRYING TO MAKE CARIBOUS SOUND BAD BUT THEY'RE NOT I DON'T THINK WHOEVER WROTE THIS HASN'T EVEN SEEN A CARIBOU!I AM NATIVE SO I KNOW ABOUT CARIBOU THEY ARE COUSINS WITH THE REINDEER SANTA ISN'T EVIL!YOU CAN RIGHT AWAY TELL THIS PERSON IS STUPUID ENOUGH TO THINK THIS! I AM OUTRAGED TO READ THIS!THE PICTURE OF THIS CARIBOU DID NOT MAUL THE PHOTOGHRAPHER!CARIBOU DO NOT HAVE LASER EYES AND THEY DON'T KILL PEOPLE!