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Oooh, this article is bigoted against Canadians, eh? It makes me mad. It is unwise to get a Canadian angry. He might get so worked up he might...might...write letters to the Editor, eh? But first a quick trip to the Tim Horton's for coffee, eh? I'm so sleepy, I pulled an all-nighter watching the sex movies from the Quebec stations, eh? --The great Doug of Bob & Doug, 12th-level Hockey Player/Puck Illusionist, who never ever plays the Moose.