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This is bullshit
Heh, "you're probably looking for scientology". Classic. Wheatleya 21:09, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
edit Uploaded additions
Once I realized the potential of bullshit as currency, I just had to contribute to the modern day section. I apologize if the submitted uncontent is bullshit, but I fail to see how an article can truly explain bullshit without being bullshit itself.
The additions will be posted in a few minutes... Metrion47 08:31, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
edit About the rewrite...
I've finally uploaded this "bullshit-as-currency" article I've had in the works. Apologies to the people who've contributed to the original article up to now, but I've been tinkering around with this larger article for a much longer time, before this first one was even written. I figured I'd finish it up and post it before this one got any larger. It was OK and had a few good jokes, but it seemed like a longer, more in-depth one with pictures, sections, links, etc would be more appropriate. Hope you like my rewrite - I put a lot of time into it. --Jordanus 00:52, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)
The original writer thinks the longer one is a fine piece of bullshit, and likes it a lot :)
Thanks for the approval, fellow bullshitter. Together may our bullshit flood the Earth! And Uncyclopedia. That too. --Jordanus 17:51, 4 Aug 2005 (UTC) may bullshit take over the worldè yes thats wright
Wow, now that is a deep, well thought out, and imaginative pile of bullshit, the likes of which I have rarely seen before. The stench is suffocating. --Paul Bungyan
edit Digital Bullshit Analysis
Hope you don't mind the extra section.
I received the insight for this addition after finding the website mentioned in the addition by accident which appears to contain line after line and page after page of BS. However, on reflection, it (the website) would be more accurately filed under "Talking Bollocks" although I can't be arsed to create a whole new entry and, anyway, the rest of my edit is quite accurate as BS...
Total bullshit I cannot add building doorman to the list of bullshit occupations.