Talk:Bruce Lee

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I am not sure all of theese things are true about bruce lee. but some of them are.

edit At the very least 90% true.

I studied along side Bruce for many years and have witness most of these events.



edit Siblings

Why not include a section on his brothers, Serious Lee and Ree Lee?

Added see also links.. So why not add infos on a seperate article?

edit Paris Hilton= not a man!

edit How Bruce Lee died.

Igod told me the truth.

Me: How did Bruce Lee die?

God: Carefully.

he died form Haruhi Suzumiya

she got bored of him because he couldnt make any more moveis in time

edit For the Last damn time

Chuck Norris is INFERIOR to Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris fanboys should go away and stop editing this article. If you cannot accept that Bruce Lee has kicked Chuck Norris's ass, please edit the Chuck Norris article. -- The previous unsigned comment was left by on 19:48, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris is SUPERIOR to Bruce Lee. Chuck norris is the most powerful beeing in the universe one roundhouse kick and chinkboy's dead! -- The previous unsigned comment was left by on 21:41, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Get over it already, that Chuck Norris shit was never funny. You probably never heard of him until all of those unfunny "facts" showed up all over the internet. And "chinkboy"? You racist. Roman Dog Bird 03:48, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Bruce trained Chuck, Chuck also carried Bruce's coffin--Not here right now 22:09, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm too lazy to too look up whether this is true or not (I guess it sounds plausible), but that hardly has anything to do with the complete and utter unfunniness of the Chuck Norris "Facts". When will it end? --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 22:44, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

lol u know chuck norris got killed by bruce lee right? he just raped him in an ally way while a cat was watching

Last time I checked, Bruce Lee is dead, and Chuck Norris is alive at the moment. What kind of bizzare fantasy world are you living in, my friend? --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 22:44, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

that cat is now holy


edit "quick facts" section

I removed it in one of the edits I did on the article today, just because most of the content was dumb. But if some creative person has some funny "fast/quick facts" they'd like to put in it, I think that'd help the article not suck so much. Mister Victim (talk) 07:07, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

His first nunchucks were his umbilical cord and placenta bag. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

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