Talk:British National Party

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edit As a jew

As a jew ,I find the BNP very ofensive. I dont like the way they spin the race-blame-wheel and try to fuck any minority it lands on, and trust me, they have tried to fuck every single one at some point. At the moment there trying ot fuck the Muslim community up the ass. to help this process along, The BNP have atempted to get the jewish vote by tapping into fear of a (non-existant) Muslim atack.

I cant belive how stupid they think we are, and that we have a memory of a goldfish. im even more suprised at the way they expect me to side with them over the muslim population of Britain.

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edit Horrible shit.

This article doesn't seem to make a satire out of the BNP, it just seeks to attack them. Don't you recognise that nothing is funny in this article? 206.113.132.130 00:36, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes it is. For a balanced view see cockroaches

edit Beknown as Nationally Pathetic

Look if your writing about the BNP its almost impossible not to attack them. What are you meant to say, that they are protectors of freedom of speech and they all live in nice suburban middle class houses and are being cruelly ousted out of their jobs by evil immigrants? This country wouldn't function without immigrants. I thought it was quite funny myself. Even the Tories totally disregard them them. The Tories! If your seen as lower than the Tories then God help you mate.

Well why not, any one who knows anything about them would surely be able to identify that as satire, just as long as it was said in an exagerated way. Digi 17:24, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Sadly, BNP is the last hope for british people to survive. I just do not get it, if liberals heard a vanuate tribe is going to disappear, they run and cry demanding everyone to donate and save them, but no-one defends the white children, because it is racist... isnt? isnt? Darn!

How they can say they (liberals) promote diversity and at the same time they let one of the six human subraces to extinguish, it is just sick. And do not say we are not going to extinguish, see the statistics. 200.46.133.101 16:27, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Haha, now that's the kind of satire I'm talking about Digi 19:28, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm fairly certain 200.46.133.101 wasn't being satirical. Either way, what he said is sadly true. --72.50.135.117 02:55, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

I realised that, but it was so ridiculous it might as well be satire. How can anyone be so deluded in thinking that the white/british people are close to extinction? There are 59 million of us in the UK and most of us are white; even with immigration and declining birth rates there is absolutely no threat to the white race. Pathetic. Digi 18:27, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

I agree with Digi. There's no chance of white people dieing out. The countries about 50:50 of white people and ethnic minorities. I do disagree with the anti facist campaigners and their actions though. i might rewrite th BNP page. perhaps a nazi spoof. --Doomdealer666 18:15, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Why is this page protected? Nobody can edit the page for the better.

Because the people who run the unencyclopedia are as big frauds as the people who run the BNP. You can't edit many pages - such as the England page.

For example see: "Someone please change The page for Scotland has the St. Andrew's flag but on England's page the cross Of St. George is not allowed. I've asked for it to be changed, see Scotland's Talk page, but it hasn't been.

Will someone make an appropriate change please?". - Notregisteredyet.

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edit This Is A Great Article

Love the satire on the BNP. One of my favourite articles. Us Brits love to make fun of them all the time and this portrays the exact idiots they are. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 11:06, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

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