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Remove and add a few lines in: Things black people can do

Take out:

  • Be Cool. (every time it appears)
  • Crossword puzzles.
  • Tell GOOD yo momma jokes.
  • Beat up a coyote.
  • Wrestle a tiger or lion.

I mean seriously wtf that's just retarded it's not even funny. You should also add some, like:

  • Be annoying
  • Pretend to be cool.
  • Look fucking ugly.
  • Be in gangs and pointlessly kill people.
  • Kill people they weren't aiming for.
  • Be annoying.
  • Be more racist than white people, saying things like "You fuckin' cracka ass racist!"
  • Be annoying

And other things along those terms... The preceding unsigned comment was added by X1337x (talk • contribs)


And at last:

  • Thinking the idiot who wrote the segment above is a retarded inbred trailer park trash idiot, and being cool enough not to delete his stupid post.
  • Learning not to answer all the racist post on the internet but doing it because they're just bored and need to sink low once in a while.

Comment

You can't just delete black people from cereal, you know. The higher you build your barriers. The taller I become. The more you take my entry away. The more it comes back because the previous revisions are stored.--195.153.172.226 11:27, 8 Mar 2005 (EST)

It's sad, it appears there's one poor lad that can't stand black people but keeps opening the page to look at them. I bet he's a bit closeted, no?. --Chronarion 12:12, 8 Mar 2005 (EST)
Its pretty sad that people bring their hatred to a non-information compendium --Nytrospawn 18:38, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)

I made a Discovery! Hitler was half-black!

The world-INFamous self-claimed "Aryan master race" master Adolph Hitler is half black. No wonder he seemed angry, furious or self-hating of other races such as himself. You would be too if you're a white racist/Neo-nazi and a quadroon at the same time.

Hitlerwatermelon

Archive footage of Hitler demonstrating his power as Melon Führer. He wanted to gain support from the African-American community.

And Spike Lee just found out he was half white! (Very True) - The Irony! We are all descendants of Adam. We are all the same with the influences of different geographical locations. The only pure race is the human race!

The Most Racist and Idiotic Thing I Have Ever Seen...... Ever

well i just saw this page and i had to think to myself, whichever nigger got on here and started hatin on the white people is ignorant, and it could only be a nigger who's done it due to the stupid ass remarks they have submitted to the black people and white people entrys. first of all white did not enslave your monkey asses, your own people sold your people to us, because we had money and we were doin thangs....not you. and finally after about a hundred or so years of slavery the white man finally stood up for you and shed their blood for your unappreciative asses. we aren't known for dancing or singing, or whatever the fuck you niggers are into nowadays. we are known for the countless barriers we have broken throughout the existance of mankind, feats that africa cannot ever begin to mimic. vast empires and tecnological advances are no stranger to the white man, take alook into history and tell me i'm lying. even though "my amakening" is written by a white supremacist, it still holds tune when it comes to the facts. we shoulda left you niggers to your mud huts and spears in africa. africa or any naturally black region will never advance past the life of a crappy little village, the only reason why they made it this far was from the intergration into white society. i don't know why you guys can't get your shit straight, africa has all the natural resources in the world at it's fingertips, coal, oil, gold, silver, diamonds, fruit, wood, paper, tourism, and countless other revenues, yet australia is a flaming ball of shit, war, slaves, genocide, hunger, famine, diseases. the white man has gone over there countless times but everytime it reverts to the deprevation. the chaos in africa is not from the white man, it is black on black hate crimes. the white race is superior, look at the history and culture of the white man, and than compare that to the history and culture of any black society, it just doesn't fit together like it's supposed to. now my views and opinions are not biased, this is a sincere comment, and comes from the an open-minded, educated, honest and truthful, white soldier, and i adhere to my heritage like you niggers latch onto the concept that you are equal to the white man. prove it, i ain't here to down you, but you gotta bring somethin to the table when you wanna throw out the superior topic, theirs always a dominant factor in every scenario, who or what is the alpha???well if i were to come down in a spaceship right nowor anythime in history, and look at the world, and the factors to which it has become today, it would most definitly be the whites, hmmm is the dominant race a bunch of black people hiding in bushes with spears, or is it uh, hmm i don't know the roman empire. there have been many many men of mass power, who have shaped the world, and have done many great and horrible things, alot of them were white. and if any blacks wanna bring up bad things white people have done, look at africa in the past 20 years or so to today. so enjoy my very quick voice for the white race i always wondered why there is no white history month, well i figured out along time ago the reason being is because there is no other race on this planet who has achieved more than the white man. hate it or love it....it's a fucken fact, but of course we don't get the pat on the back, it goes to some nigger who fucken studys peanuts. the white man has accomplished more than anyone can possibly think. here is a very brief list of who is invited.

n o

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lets just take away all these feats and the technological advances which has developed from and it and lets see where we would nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt be today


we have proved theoritical theories as proven by albert einstein, and we were the first to step on the moon. built marvelous civilizations that defy their capabailities. we have gotten mankind this far. and ther are so many concepts we have proven and accomplishments we have done ...like, electricity, modern achchitecture, mass production, nuclear reaction, laws of physics, cloning, D.N.A, and just all the shit too small to bring up. if the black people would have invented any of that we would never hear the end of it


____________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm a college educated black woman and need all of my people to read this post. I'll admit I didn't read it through it's entirety but damn near. I feel sorry for the ignorant person who started this comment here. By ignorant I mean literally - Unknowing. First I will give you kudos for the one part you are absolutely correct about. Our black ancestors in Africa DID sell us into slavery. I think it foolish of any black person, knowing our strength and ability as blacks, to think that our weaker counterparts the white people could come and just take us. However, our ancestor were naive. Our ancestors had no idea that any race could possess such deceit, trickery, and evilness. This is not of our nature though we have been taught by whites. Our ancestors had no idea what we were being sold into. Slavery could have never been imagined by them.

Also, what did whites create? We weren't in huts in Africa you fucking dumb ass! We were Kings and Queens in palaces so you do your studying. Besides, Black People Built The White House! You all knew nothing and were nothing. The only quality you possessed was evilness. There is also proof that the majority of "white" inventions were stolen from blacks! First open heart surgery was done by a black person. The "Edison" light bulb, Ha! There were notes found some time ago proving his black assistant was the brains behind that. Architecture was a black thing too sweetie. Sorry. You just really don't have much to "honestly" claim. Do your research ass hole! I could go on and on. Yes there were and still are some good white people. Yes there were a few who fought the civil war in favor of blacks. But we were well on our way before the civil war babe. Know your history. Also, though this is not in our favor, slavery lasted 400 years not a hundred or so as you stated. That actually could've been used in favor of your argument but seeing as how you're so ill informed on the rest of your history, I couldn't expect you to know that.

I will say that black people are in a sad mental state now which is why I need for them to read from such ignorance as this. My people need a definite wake up call. Blacks are innately stronger and smarter. This is why the white government has been so afraid to supply our children with the same learning tools as whites. Our children develop quicker and learn a hell of a lot faster and the smart whites know it and are afraid of it. That's why the Whole Foods Store you find on every corner in a white neighborhood is replaced by a liquor store on every corner in a black neighborhood. That's why our black and white children don't receive the same books or academic plans in school but they receive the same standardized test. That's why it's so easy for blacks to receive public assistance and that a requirement of it is that the black man cannot live in the home and the black woman receiving it cannot go to school. You all HAVE to keep us down. But see, we are infiltrating your race. Our black men are planting their seeds in your white women. We are getting into your head the way you've been in ours. Whites are loosing that hatred for blacks once taught in every white home. You are envious of us. You love us in our entirety. We are surely soon to reclaim our rightful place as Kings and Queens, rulers of the entire world! ___________________________________________________________________________________________________

if you want to talk about mountains of scientific and cultural advancement and achievement throughout history, look to the orient (i.e. china, japan) or latin america (i.e the aztec, mayan and inca empires) before the white man got to them. i am white by the way. please stop holding back the rest of the human race, with your strange bigoted ideologies Byronkawalski 01:31, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

the person who wrote the comment above, the person talking about china is sooooo ignorant and better go back to 7th grade history and find out how slave trade really occured and how africa is developing slowly (you obviously haven't been there and just watch the discovery channel ,after seeing people in huts thinks that every one in africa is like that .when actually the government just beleives that it is important to preserve culture )and how african americans have contributed to the development of america . i researched almost all the false accusations the person has made and can assure you he is wrong about the african race ,every thing he or she said is false .he or she was probably abused somehow and had no one to put the blame on .by the way a lot of developments came from africa ,egypt especially .like flax (i am sure you don't know what that is considring how dumb the person who wrote the comment is).ps this comment was written by the smart 12 year old .I am sure my iq is higher than the person who wrote the article .ps again the person who wrote that comment has just humilliated his race. The preceding unsigned comment was added by X1337x (talk • contribs)
Just because black people aren't as "achieved" as much as Europeans are doesn't make them any less human than you are. Besides, if you wanna talk about empires, look at the Egyptians, the Carthaginians, the Malinese, Songhai, etc. They were powerful African empires. So I guess what I'm saying is...shut the fuck up and go write something. Even though these posts are over a year old. And now I'm resorting to mindless rambling, on and on and on. Guh. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 18:17, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

i have to admit our white culture is great, but what u prefer? living in great technology but always on war? or live likea dumbman but always at peace? if none of the black were taken today they would live in a country where there only bushes and weapons were fruit, instead of senseless murder. and don't judge i'm no white guy who thinks he's black. this is what i believe like u. so i don't think we were doing anyone's favor by taking them from their lands. and since ur speaking about the great romans how good they are, well they arrived this much only through treachery and murderer. not that i am defending black people or i love them, there ar some who are disgusting but i think i said the truth

Ugh, that white supremacist guy is sooooo stupid. I mean, after seeing his unparalleled amount of stupidity I cannot resist commenting, even though I don't normally involve in these sort of things. For starters, Africa is less advanced because they can't grow anything in the central regions, where the slaves mainly came from. They have really crap environment, and really crap survivability. Not even Einstein can think about technological advancement when he's starving all the time. The reason the European society (and Asian, Middle East etc) has infrastructure is because their environment is less harsh, and people have more free time to dream up stuff. These then develop into knowledge, and a sort of culture that future smart people can built upon. A guy can't just walk out of his mud hut and start sending people to the moon. NASA built upon knowledge by Kepler, Galileo etc. And where did Kepler and Galileo came from? From a favourable environment, where they weren't hungry and fighting malaria all the time. White people are not smarter then black people, stupid. They were just luckier. Also, I bet none of those advancements were made by you, and even if you were put in a good environment you'd be a fail because of your stupidity, and you're only claiming achievement because you perceive that you share the same trait with all those inventors - which is whiteness (and I could also go on and on about the contributions of Asian and Middle Eastern civilisations to science, for instance the first systematic study of mathematics and chemistry was in the Middle East, that's why we have Arabic numbers (yes they are the numbers you are using right now, stupid).) ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 12:49, Apr 19, 2010

Racist Content in the Article

People with small minds and small body parts who are jealous of black people came up with this wiki-page. It should be removed because it is offensive. THINGS BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO. Seriously? That whole list is meant to be funny, to a racist yes.

Yikes. Am I the only one that thinks this page is full of racism? Where to find black people: Welfare lines and Jail? Where not to find them: School? Holy shit, who wrote this? Huzzah! August 7 2005

Most of this site is pretty harmless nonsense, or satire. So then to find such racist content in this article, such as the "Where To / Not To Find Black People" and "Special Notes" sections, is a little disturbing. I'd like to think that isn't the direction this site is supposed to be heading. Seeing things like "It is widely accepted that a pizza can feed a family of four more effectively than a Black man" on Uncyclopedia doen't sit right with me, and unless someone can come up with a good reason to keep it, I'm going to delete all of it. I never thought of this site as mean-spirited, and I'd like to keep it that way. DrAwesome 17:44, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I certainly think this should have "rewrite" plastered all over it. It's possible to be funny about race without being racist. --Chrico 17:47, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Okay, I removed some of the worst stuff from the article, but it's still not good by any stretch of the imagination. I honestly think if we can't have pages on the races without using tired, mean-spirited stereotypes, the pages shouldn't be on the site at all. I do, however, want to meet the guy who wrote that education is "fround upon" in the black community. --DrAwesome 07:18, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Dr. Awesome: "I do, however, want to meet the guy who wrote that education is fround upon in the black community." Ditto! He must be a real moran. But I agree with the nay-sayers: regurgitating stereotypical racism is not satire. It's just clichéd, predictable dumb-assery. Now, if the writers were to parody racism cleverly, it would be a different matter... ~~OEJ
Ditto all the above... I'm going to ponder this for a while...—Lenoxus 08:50, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I just love how this and the wqhite people article are racist against white people, yet even a slight mention of racism against blacks is frowned upon.Falco1029 02:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

A short time ago there was a film out about a black family going insane because one of them was marrying a white person. For some reason, I don't think this would qualify as a comedy if the races were switched. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.177.152.154 (talk • contribs)
The races were switched for the modern day one. the old one was a white family stupid.

This article IS racist and some non-black person with nothing better to do or whose woman is having an affair with a black man is just acting like a school girl. Get over it Dave and move on, she loves black now.

Get over it. --nldr 15:22, March 5, 2010 (UTC)


Now don't cry. We'll teach you what we want you to know. You'll continue to love us and even more so soon. Your love will be much like the love a faithful dog has for his master. Bow Down To Your Black QUEEN and kiss my black @$*! But wash and coat your dirty white mouth with wax first.

Dancers in the iPod adverts.

They look rather black. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 217.39.68.42 (talk • contribs)

Stop being not funny, Mr./Ms. Not All That Funny, please

Can we agree that just because you may not like rap music, that that doesn't necessarily mean that your snide comments about it are funny? This is a humor site, not a place to vent about how much you apparently dislike black culture.

"The fact is that the black people killed off the green people and that is why some white people dont like the blacks, nothing to do with their superior abillities, i.e screaming obnoxiously to an awful beat, also known as rap music." Oh ho, black people scream obnoxiously to rap music, which is awful! I missed the JOKE, though. Anyone care to clue me in? DrAwesome 18:13, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The joke is that hip-hop, far from being a genre of music, is something which fails to appeal to every single human being ever born. (Note that by this definition, there is no music at all.)—Lenoxus 20:54, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I can't believe people are arguing about hip-hop, so what certain people don't like it, I don't Michael Buble, who cares?

This page is still ridiculously racist.

According to whatever shithead wrote that part in, "Black women are typically extremely ugly". The preceding unsigned comment was added by 216.255.121.69 (talk • contribs)

So? 80.108.64.239 18:53, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Bit better

It's a bit better now, but we should keep an eye on it. I'm trying to give the article the air of one you can laugh at because it's obviously been written from the point of view of a moron. FreeMorpheme 20:28, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

It's not really worth reading still. It'd be funnier someone just started again, really, with a whole new, um, concept I suppose. Rather than just boring racist stereotypes. Hippo 29 May 2006

Yeah, I think this article SUCKS! If we could get someone of black racial origins to write this article, I think it would be better, compared to the racist moronic shite that the article is allready. Hole in the wall 10:59, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Wait you only want someone with a black origin to write the site? Racist. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.198.1.9 (talk • contribs)

Look, what you have to understand here is that no one person wrote this article. It's been about a hundred different people coming along and changing things, adding sentences, removing sentences etc - there's no-one in particular to yell at. If you come along and shout on this page, you're just making it harder for the people watching the page to try and keep it a) neutral and b) funny. If you have a problem with the page, state it politely and don't bandy about insults and allegations of racism - just state which exact part you have a problem with, or better, change it yourself. Getting angry doesn't help anybody. -- Paw_print.jpg 11:45, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

damn u call racist about such a meanigless stuff, look at dave chappele in this sketch http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IkCJvKEww, so i guess he is a racist uh? who would better into creat a parody without offending much but being funny

Hey, hey, hey... I have a question

I understand that of black but... Why People? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.232.50.16 (talk • contribs)

Racism ?

To the idiots crying "racism"...did anyone see the article on White people?

Shut the fuck up. If you delete one, you had better delete them all. --Blis1 17:31, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

People who bitch about racism.

It's all right for black people to make fun of white people but God forbid you say something about an "African-American", BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE MOST RACIST PEOPLE ON EARTH! NOT WHITE PEOPLE!

By the way, I hate having to call them "African-American", I just call them Niggers!

Fuck Political Correctness and Fuck all you Commie Liberal Morons I'm overweight, I live in a trailer, I don't really know the meaning of the word commie, I fuck my sister and I have a little dick. --Kike77 October 31, 2006--

Dear Kike, that is inapropriote. That word is offensive. You'd best call us Afreakin Amercan. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Peyote (talk • contribs)
Hey! I think we should retitle this article Afreakin Americans! Gtbob12 22:41, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
Mr. Kike, I understand your position on this issue, but you have to understand that because of our status as Commie Liberal Morons, we are forced to simply accept the standing dogma that our gay pinko Jew leaders feed us on a regular basis. My suggestion to you would be to obtain several hundred million dollars, buy Fox News from Rupert Murdoch (who, after all, is merely and Australian), and use it as a platform for spreading your clearly-superior version of the truth to the entire world. What's that? Already taken care of? Well then, there you go!  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:25, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Kike77, this isn't about bitching about racism, we have many racist articles that are funny, such as niggerlodeon. Unfortunately, as it stands now, the Black People article is not funny, but merely racist. I think people have a right to believe whatever they want to, even if it's wrong, and that includes racist beliefs, but this is the wrong wiki for that. Try playing over at the White Nationalism Wiki, you'll be happier there and so will we. Unless you can actually grok the idea this place is about satire and fix the article accordingly to parody racism, rather than express it. --Hrodulf 11:32, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
The White Nationalist Wiki is no longer in existance. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 63.22.0.93 (talk • contribs)
And I'm damn sure the helicopters reponsible for that were black. CP\M 17:30, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Well.... could you please go to some other site then? We aren't a racist site, but happily there are thousands of other sites where your poor precious blood won't be tainted by the sight of people of slightly different ethnicity. Just because there happens to be no wiki where you can discuss extreme racial hatred doesn't mean that there aren't hundreds of message boards, forums etc. Go take your swastika there, please. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:47, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm sorry this is highly offensive to me...

I keep putting up Donkey Kong as a famous black person but someone keeps taking it down! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 69.227.71.188 (talk • contribs)

  • I would imagine it would be due to the racial slur towards black people of 'monkey', even if this isn't what you intended. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Got Milk? (talk • contribs)

Why the fuck does African American redirect here?

What a load of Americacentric crap!--Mrasdfghjkl 04:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

 :but see they don't look like monkeys, they look more like gorillas... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Benxes (talk • contribs)

For the blacks who read this article...

You know this is a "humor" site that can be edited by any lame, so you're bound to find something ignorant like this. Do not let it upset you, and don't attempt to suggest that it should be removed because it won't be. Yes, the comments are very disparaging and disrespectful, and I fail to see how any of it is funny; however, you know who you are as a black man/woman, and since the things being said are untrue, you should not let it get to you. Let the editors and those in charge of the site see that it is tasteless humor. Besides, it's not like they would say any of these things to our face. They know better.

Many props and kudos to the above. The Uncyclopedia community is, I'm sure, busily trying to come up with something that works, but in the meantime, this is the sort of random anonymous crap that can be expected. — Lenoxus 00:16, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Guys this a parody site. Presenting stereotypes as article material should point out their sillyness. User: Some Greek white guy many times mistaken for African - No Shit!

Suggestions on Revision

The article for African-American redirects to this site as a slap in the face of unfunny political correctness. I suspect that the people editing this site contain a large number of African-Americans ready to spring at any sign of an un-scientifically accepted racial distinction due to the racial tension surrounding any issue that mentions a distinction between the black and white-skin toned races, whereas the article on “white people” was started by and will primarily have been edited by black people, as whites’ disapproval of black opinions is wholly looked down upon. The article on “white people” is not appropriate on its own, but is only so in conjunction with an analogous article on “black people”. The other way around could conceivably be done appropriately, but it would have to be handled delicately. I don’t feel like going into how I believe that could be handled appropriately.

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There is a lot of black, anti-white racism in our country for the purpose of creating a degree of racial pride in the black community, as was determined to be worthwhile during the black power movement of the late 1960s. There was a huge amount of white anti-black racism up until around this period which was the root cause of effectively all the current trends regarding distinctions between blacks and whites.

More recently there has been a growing ideal among whites (driven primarily by government actions and those of African American interest organizations) of anti-racism, which has caused most whites to do such things as apologize profusely before describing a person by the color of his skin, relating scientific studies describing differences in the mating habits of men vs. women (the latter actually happened in my intro psych class yesterday - I thought it was one of the funniest things ever). A white will probably be hit over the head (metaphorically) if he uses anything like the phrase “that black guy over there is in my chemistry class” in front of a group of his white friends. If you want to see how any of us (white or black) would act naturally (without our racial history) I recommend looking to the Asians.

There is, however, a minority of the white population who still hold some of the falsified beliefs (see below) of black inferiority that gave rise to the slave trade and the racial hatred of the late 19th and [roughly] first half of the 20th century; And so, (as a white person) care must be taken not to become associated with this minority.


The reason the “white people” article is appropriate is that no individual obviously holds any of racial stereotypes referred to. In my opinion, this would just be another example of black hatred of whites unless there were an opposing article of the same character (though preferably more carefully done) on black people.

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A criterion I volunteer to judge whether an statement is inappropriate is the following:

  • Is it a statement that could reasonably be misconstrued as having come from a person who had any irrational aversion to black people?

This, however, could be easily interpreted differently by different people so I offer a less perfect criteria for appropriateness:

  1. Is it a belief obviously held by no intelligent individual? or…
  2. Is it a belief or accepted fact that does not imply a superiority or inferiority between the members of the two groups?
  3. For either of the above: Is it in good humor?

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An application of these criteria to the article as of March 27, 2007:

I approve of the article on Dietary Habits, because it fits both the second and (in my opinion) the third criteria. The joke is that it seems black people constantly return poetically to their history of strife during even seemingly irrelevant speeches. I’m pretty sure this has happened on family guy at least once.

I approve of the “behind you” image and the end of the page as the stereotype that black men walk the earth essentially as demons raping and murdering innocent (and pretty) white women has been wholly accepted to be true less often than it is of white men. It thus of course satisfies the first and third criteria.

The first paragraph of the first entry would be funny if its humor did not depend on a concept that has been beaten into the ground.

I fail to see what’s funny about the second paragraph of the first entry, the image where the generic human-form image was color inverted to represent humans of the black variety (analogous maybe to the distinction between white and black Go pieces), or the entry on flavor in the ethnic statistics table.

I think that the paragraph on Michael Jackson’s race deserves its own entry, perhaps entitled “Michael Jackson” or the like.

The “ritual black tribal dancers”, while a humorous observation, fails the inappropriateness criterion as it refers to the idea that black people are naturally more “primitive” than white people, an idea held by many irrational racists. It is, however, obvious that this implication was not the authors’ intent. Also, and for essentially the same reason I believe the entry on religion in the table of statistics to be inappropriate.

I approve of the image of Al Sharpton. Though I personally don’t know who he is, I find it a hysterical misinterpretation of an event whose nature I can infer.

I approve of the image of the “jolly fat man”, though I recommend it be changed to the “jolly fat black man” to have more of an educational air.

I loved the entry on “ancient history”.

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I think that this article should be valuable to everyone. Its purpose, in my eyes, should be to take a swing at racial tensions. All we need is some (non-racist) white people who have some idea what the hell they’re doing and with a sense of humor, unconstrained by those black people who are out to see racists in everyone.


Notes:

Some falsified beliefs regarding African Americans include that they all eat watermelons all the time, that they’re lazy, that they’re not cognitively as evolutionarily developed as white people, etc.. For curiosity’s sake, it is my opinion that these beliefs arose out of convenient misinterpretations of actions in general.


In this article I use the term stereotype to be defined by the following definition I found using Google’s “define:_______” query:

An mistaken idea that many people have about a culture different from their own. Stereotypes are often hurtful and damaging. [www.plimoth.org/learn/history/glossary.asp]

On the other hand, while the following definitions appear correct, I do not use them because the only aspect that distinguishes them from statistical tendencies or trends is a matter of interpretation. I personally consider these misinterpretations to be idiotic and a matter of ignorance of reality and so not even worth considering in most situations.

a negative or limiting preconceived belief about a certain type of person that is applied to everyone in that group. [www.nationaltcc.org/tcc/]

A stereotype is a popularly held belief about a type of person or a group of people which does not take into account individual differences. [www.gsanetwork.org/justiceforall/definitions.htm]

The misinterpretation originates from a misunderstanding that there exists more than an insignificant number of statements about a groups of people that can be applied to every member of that group.


I just sat down an wrote this so I take no pride in its format or organization.


I am open to comments and criticism.

Outskut 15:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

P.S. Can we perhaps return editing rights to this article so as to either improve it or get ourselves despised. I've reworked the first entry on my own and am almost ready to post it.

Page was a pile of shit

Hopefully it is a bit better now?--Dantoller 12:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

No. Now it's been stripped of almost all humor. All pages should be equally racist, giving special privilege to a specific racial group by not slamming them is simply wrong. The statement "all whites have an IQ of 1-5" is perfectly fine, but "all blacks have an IQ of 1-5" would be promptly deleted? That, my friend, is a double standard. Go ahead and call me a Nazi for asking for simple consistency. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 67.176.97.243 (talk • contribs)

disambig COPIED!

hey please add {{Simple Disambig|Black people}} at top user:andersmusician --190.42.211.151 18:46, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

all pages should have equal amounts of humor; the sentence is funny with white people, it's bitter bitching with black people...

fuck yall

fuck yall The preceding unsigned comment was added by Random Guy (talk • contribs)

Racism

We should make this article racist, as the white people one is. All's fair... right? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 76.177.56.8 (talk • contribs)

Black people can't swim.

Maybe a catchy comment about black people's incapabilities of swimming. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.65.180.107 (talk • contribs)

Random Black Comments (Be For Warned that this is Random and slightly Bitchy)

Hahahaahha.Your sitting around hating my nappy hair while I'm teaching you mindless daughters how to pimp and be gangsta.

Naw, I'm kidding. I'm not one of those people who can't take a racist joke. For real, fix the fucking article it sucks. Really what in the hell were you thinking? Only Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson hate whites. 94% of the black murders are from black people, just to clear that right up.

Wet Dogs VS Pimpin Monkeys (gorillas)

Who ever made the arse-grade comment about being higly offensive is why people think we suck.

Aint funny

This is crap not funny or racist at all!


                          • Remember We Made Your Iceboxes!!**************************

--Square Dancing Ur Ma 00:12, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Seriously, if you think it's bad now, you should have seen what it was like before. I've fixed it up a bit, but the thing is we're now going to get an influx of right-wing quasi-racists complaining that we're being racist against whites. You can't win with an article like this. But I can. I like Raping you at night -- Paw_print.jpg 01:28, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

External links

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YOU DISSED COLIN POWELL!

Why? Why? WHY? What did he ever do to you? -- Some guy with too much time on his hand with the IP address 69.238.199.85 16:34, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Because he's black.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 05:29, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
What he said. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:48, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

white people are gay. and evidently, so sad

Amen, I hope they go to the moon or some gay retared place. White people are GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! THEY ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER. THEY ARE SO BAD. I HOPE THEY GETS SOME SICK. --Mnb'z 03:58, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Such talk make you look soooo intelligent. There you go dude. Now go tell white people not to be racist. Oscar Wilde, the other day, told me he wasn't very proud of you.--GMagoy 17:56, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

He is joking. He is referring to an old joke which you don't know. Also, wandering around commenting on old discussions is probably not a good idea. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:03, Apr 3

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who ever wrote this article must really be steriotypical and racist ,i feel bad for who ever wrote this ,your life must be going the wrong way or something because i don't think any sane ,calm minded person would take the time and discriminate like the way this person did.it is down right prejudice to say you can identify a black person through anything other than their skin .maybe most black people the person who wrote this article knows as friends (not friends any more after they see this article ) may share some of the characteristics stated in the article doesn't mean all black people are the same .i think the person who wrote this is just stuck up and ignorant .(ps this comment was written by a smart 12 year old ) The preceding unsigned comment was added by 98.231.207.222 (talk • contribs)

It's a parody site. Much of the humour here is possibly more subtle than you might think. Take a look at The Color Problem or maybe even Niggers and tell me if you think that they are racist. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:50, Mar 8

I don't see racism...

I don't know if there has been massive changes to the article recently, but it seems to me that the article I'm reading isn't the one so many people were offended by, in this discussion page.

I think the actual article is funny, and not really racist at all, especially the section "What black people can do", with funny stuff like "being cool" and "eating fruits" all over it. This is just plain funny, and I don't see how it is offending. But I was very disappointed when I realized that the page couldn't be edited. I can see why, though, because this discussion made me realize that there are still many racist people out there, and it is such a shame.

It is sad that it can't be edited just because people would come back to fill it up with racist stuff, because I'd really like to edit the page, adding some funny un-harming stuff like :

"Strangely, not ALL of a black person's skin is black. In fact, their palms are covered with white skin. While that matter has been widely debated by Mormons, South-Americans and Son-of-a-Bitches, giving some shitty reasons to the matter, it is written in the Bible that God gave Black People white palms so that they could count their pennies."

Tell me THAT is racist. (Without lying to Your Mom. Don't you dare doing that.)

I just feel sad that political correctness and racists bastards and all that stuff are more and more becoming threats to humor, nowadays. Give it some thought. Nothing should be "untouchable" to humor, just as no humor should be deeply mean, which is very different from satire. --GMagoy 17:50, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

If I remember properly there were two articles like this, and they were merged into this one. Try The Color Problem also. ;) Unfortunately, that's one of mine... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:53, Apr 3
I wonder how many times I can whore that on this page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:58, Apr 3


Crappy article

This article, called Black People, is centered on white people. WTF is up with that? The jokes are lame and boring, which is strange because its one of the easiest things to make fun of. It seems that are the only thing that cant be made fun of in Uncyclopedia. And that thing would suggest that being a is despicable even more than any racist can ever indicate. Truly, what could be so disgusting that it couldnt even be made fun of. Now we know: .


Wow...

I'm mixed race here... And indeed not "African American". I can't believe the solution to racism is more racism... I think people need to read that article on being funny and not stupid again. Also note that black people went though years of slavery and that wasn't the only thing that has kept minorities down. Now there are many ways that you can do a funny article on black people without being racist. I'm not saying you have to step around these things... But flat out racism is just stupid. Also note that stupidity can be racist... Without intention of it. Meh, simply look into some history about these things, k? Cause most of the people posting barely know what they are saying. Stereotypes are okay as long as they are used right... And try googling this stuff before posting it here. Maybe even think about actually changing the "white people" one too and see what you can manage to make funny by using them in conjunction. But in my opinion, this conversation page is more racist than the actual article itself. I'll probably be coming back to do some editing myself (busy with Asian at the moment) but I'm sure you can pick up on some things that can actually be made funny.

On the issue of not going back

I think there should be a section on the theory that once you go black you never go back. Some of the issues I would like adressed is the fact that Spider Man went black and then went back, the fact that Micheal Jackson (God bless his soul) never went black but was instead born black and is therefor irrelevent to the Back in Black theory, the fact that assuming this theory is correct the USA will never have another president of non-African desent, the fact that the guy from Tropic Thunder went black and then went back, and perhaps thefact that the colour Burnt Sienna has similar proprerties to Black. I would like to write this section myself however it is my bedtime so I cannot. I will try to write this section after I get home from school tommorow if someone already hasn't but I must be fair to warn you though: I will most likely not do as good a job as you.

wow

i cant believe sumone wud have the guts to wtite dis n they are rascist and they should get a life

My opinion! My thought! My views!

Okay, my name is Jasmine (yes I am black and have a simple name!) I honestly don't know nor care whom wrote this article! Racism in any form is basically. I am the least racist person, I love all races, the color doesn't matter! You can't judge the whole race because one person out of that race done something ignorant. And I believe its stupid to do so. By saying black people can't talk well or what ever is stupid. I mean its all about the person, not their color! And as far as ebonics, all races have some form of ebonics! So no race can say that their race talks better than the other because that's just pure stupidity! And the whole thing to me is crazy, even the one about white people. And I don't prefer to be called a black that to me is like calling me a nigger! And black people are good at working as slaves, I mean that's crazy too! I love my race and all races around me! If I don't like somebody, its because of who they are on the inside! Not because of the color of their skin! You know, I currently moved to a town there's either white people or hispanics! And they both stare at me like they have NEVER seen a black person! And its insulting to me! And they watch me as if I'm going to steal something or "go off". It makes me mad because hell I don't want your purse. I'm not fixing to cuss you out and cut you because your looking at me. I mean get real! Swear I'm famous up here! And as far as hispanics, I love them and currently dating one! And its amazing how much he doesn't know about black people! Anyway, in conclusion, cut the racist remarks. I mean black people, white people, asians, pink, purple,blue... Whatever! Learn to look over the color! Trust me, its not that hard! Get off your high horse and stop thinking that one race is better than the other because that's just not true! So ALL you racist people: Grow the fuck up! Thank you- Jasmine Nicole!

I commented last time on this page, about people like you making this page lame, but it got deleted. So I'll say again. This page is one of the most unfunny race related page in Uncyclopedia. Because of people like you BAWWWING about political correctness, there isn't any more humor in this article. I'm asian, but I find the Asian people page funny. You don't need to take it too seriously. There is a page for every race, White Folks, Hispanics, and Asians, and all of them have racist themes in it. If you wanna see real racist people look at the Encyclopedia dramatica page for black people, and watch republican television. and get a talk page and sign your comments, its four frikkin "~"s --Skreamoutloud 04:58, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

I reverted your edits because you changed her comment. You can reply to her comment, but don't change what people said just because you don't agree, thanks. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:18, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
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