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I was thinking about making this, but it's here already half made. I have to admit that I don't actually know what Bizarro from Superman is all about. Wiki Tiki God 07:01, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Here is what I was musing over.
edit Alternate Beginning
Bizarro World is an alternate universe where everything is supposed to be exactly opposite from this one but is really just half assed opposite. It is thought that the supreme omnipotent being that made Bizarro World hated God and suffered from an extreme lack of imagination. Although some things do achieve 100% oppositeness, most just have goattess and are blue.
edit Bizarro World Counterparts
- Bizarro Coke tastes like Pepsi
- In Bizarro World good guys are NOT bad guys. They are, however, assholes and usually have goattes.
edit Bizzarro Infiltration
Since the Bizarro World alternates are so half asssed at being opposite, they sometimes find thier way into this world by going through one way tunnels the wrong way and backwards. For instance it is well known that Bizarro Tom Cruise is almost exaclty like regular Tom Cruise, both being notable Couch haters. (NOTE: Bizarro Tom Cruise is NOT gay, and NOT in the closet EXACTLY like regular Tom Cruise.)